Simon Lyle

are not on your system anymore". Times are hard enough without this excuse for profiteering!

@TPEassist Why have I just been charged nearly double for a single ticket because I need to pay by cash. If I use the Northern train app it's £4.90 but for the convenience of using a Transpennine employee (the only option at Scarborough I have to pay £9.70 because "Those tickets

@ThreeUK I need to cancel my late mother's mobile contract but keep getting lost in your abysmal automated customer services system. Can you please give me directions on who to contact? Bt, sky and all other companies have been so much easier than you folks.

@GermanDoner_UK You may want to have a word with marketing 🧭

@AKBrews Mmmmm extra protein 🤤

Are you having a good day today? I'm sorry for ruining it by posting this video of a strawberry under a microscope.

@northernassist is this a scam? Or did I win? I did enter a competition but the email address looks suspicious

@ThisisDavina just rewatching last week's #MaskedSinger Jacket potato is George Galloway Big Brother's Pussy cat 😬

@northernassist Here is a screen recording. I click the download button and nothing happens.

@simon_lyle Hi Simon, can you send a screenshot of the issue and I will take a look for you? ^LN

@northernassist Is there a problem with your season ticket system. I can't download my ticket for the guard. I don't want to have to pay for an other ticket.

@StephenMulhern Someone skipped leg day 😂

I’ve turned up for work and my boss was wearing the exact same outfit! He’s going to need to change…

@heyitssharla @mochiipanko @AbroadInJapan Defo not @AbroadInJapan too skinny 😜

🥰✨ by @mochiipanko commissioned this ages ago hehe can finally post it

@scrivo35 @StephenMulhern Like the snap idea. But have the contestant on a high platform and they have to bungee when they want to shout "SNAP"

@StephenMulhern Snap with giant cards

People are always coming over and tellling me their funny/ridiculous game show ideas! Tweet yours below!

@heyitssharla @cutie_kawa So glad to see you got out of London to see the real Uk

@cutie_kawa This is Whitstable in Kent! :)

English seaside💕🌈✨

Sat on an @northernassist train to Scarborough and chuckling every time the driver sounds the horn. Has it been swapped for a dog's squeeky toy??? 🐶

@benonwine 3452839

DO you see a number? If so, what number?

@heyitssharla Can't beat a bottle of sweat 😅

What are you buying from the Lapras vending machine 👀

@SoEnergyUK can you get IT to check your email system. I'm on email 14 for my current statement.

@eljonesuk @BarneyLUFC21 How much did you spill down your dress? 🤣

@BarneyLUFC21 3 course meal! Massive lemon meringue to finish it off! Then they handed round mince pies and chocolates. In my element!

Props to the hotel for tanning my back 🙌🏼

@northernassist any chance you can get your staff out of bed and open up Bridlington train station. I missed my train and you now have customers trapped on the platform waiting to get out.

@lcj96 @zulubull @SDEBDD Sad days 🥲 good luck with your new adventure.

So my last day at PI has come- what a fabulous 15 years it’s been, met and worked with some amazing people and led some amazing teams- big thanks @zulubull @SDEBDD 💜