Simon

I was in China Town and there were matching hats...so yeah neighbours cat also got a hat.

Almost that time of the year again. Easter my nou.

@Yovanie I’ve never heard potatoes lol

@simon_orgill Don’t forget “do you have potatoes for eyes?”

Feel like this new generation will never ever hear the term “do you have ornaments for ears” and tbh it’s their loss.

@BhavMaharaj lol a classic

Yes, they have. Because I have said it. Also refer to "are you PG Glass?"

Don’t tell me you miss me. Send me a R50 to renew your friendship, then you can unlock suiping and praating with me again.

If I ever have twins and they are girls. Their names will be Dakota and Sebago.

No problem I’ll get this to you by EOD (End of Dop).

Swear Dischem operates the same as a nightclub; bouncers/security on the outside and long lines of ppl to make it look like it’s rukking.

No kak this is how easily they could kidnap me this week

Do you think when a magician brings a girl home he says “and this is where the magic happens” but in every room.

Growing up is about wanting a Reggie’s Trolley dash but for Dischem and Clicks please. 🙏

Going to every KFC telling them I’m Hope and I’m here for my msp R2s.

@fromtheheartza I’m dunno if I still have it

Calling on @simon_orgill to bless us with a different types of torpies on Easter weekend… 🤞🏾🤞🏾

Make every month 28 days so that it’s easier to get to payday and I spend less in the days after payday ffs.

Smells like uptief in here

Well that cricket didn’t need to be so fucking tense auj

Cold calling has become out of hand. All these random cell numbers. They should give them all a code to regulate them so we know when not to answer.

A beanie is just a sock for your head

Imagine Uber did a wrapped and it was like you ordered McDonalds 117 times this year and you went to the Chilli Bar 37 times.

Imagine you take a phone directory to book club