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@ImMeme0 Poor maintenance. Somewhere the drain is clogged bc NYC is 30 feet above sea level #justsaying

It’s 2026 and NYC is the richest city on Earth. Still can't handle the rain. Taxes up. City down the drain.

@WhiteGirlBlack2 Not true , more Asian than Africans #fyi

Even Glockeshia had to admit the truth about Black Men’s desirability. That’s why the “Chud Da Power Bottoms” are obsessed with interrogating White Women about Black Men. They already know they’re hopelessly outclassed in looks, style, charisma, confidence, and masculinity‼️💪🏿

@ClownWorld Graduating from high school means , you gotta work for food, bc no more free school lunches #justsaying

Nothing says graduation like counting stacks of $20s outside a rental in a rhinestone blazer

@ClownWorld That neck looks thin #justsaying You can choke him with one hand

Bro built like an action figure left on the dashboard too long

@NOWTRND He just copies that beer commercial guy look. #justsaying

ترند " مقطع متداول " متداول: رجل خمسيني يلقى إعجابًا واسعًا بسبب وسامته 😍!

@ImMeme0 Chicken gotta eat , too

After Biden allowed unlimited immigration into our country and NYC rolled out the red carpet for illegal immigrants, prostitution in the city has skyrocketed. There are hundreds of places like this in Queens and Democrats don’t care.

@ClownWorld Spent all that money and still single #🌈

You should sue your surgeon

@ruledbymercuryy In 2006, a lunch meal from Chinesefood was only $6 max. In 2026, it’s $12 Inflation

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

@Eng_china5 Gay🌈

UNUSUAL An Indian official visited a place of worship, and because the temple had no air‑conditioning, he brought his own AC units, used them privately during the visit, and then took them back with him when he left — without donating them to the worshippers who visit the temple just like he does.

@TaraBull Bird’s nest

What do you call this haircut?

@Soaringeagle45 Yeah , my associates had a brilliant plan, they decided to buy the entire roll and they believe that they gonna win . Well, no. The biggest prize was $300

BREAKING: A Memphis man has been arrested after allegedly scratching off EVERY SINGLE scratch-off ticket at a Germantown Exxon while working the register… because apparently his retirement strategy was “manifesting.” According to police, 32-year-old Lemonjello Washington decided the Tennessee Lottery was basically a giant reimbursement program. Witnesses say he spent the entire overnight shift scratching tickets like a raccoon that found a Red Bull and a quarter. The plan? Simple. Scratch all the tickets. Use the winning tickets to pay for the losing tickets. Pocket the profit. Become Memphis royalty. Unfortunately, investigators say the math “collapsed almost immediately,” which experts are calling “the most Shelby County Schools thing ever.” Police say Lemonjello confidently told officers: “Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.” Sir. That is not investing. That is emotional support gambling. Things became suspicious around 3:17 AM when customers walked in asking for scratch-offs and Lemonjello allegedly replied: “We fresh out… but spiritually we up right now.” By sunrise, the counter reportedly looked like a confetti cannon exploded inside a bankruptcy hearing. Losing tickets were stacked knee-high. The only big winner was the Exxon trash can. Authorities say the total losses exceeded several thousand dollars, while total winnings amounted to: • 3 free tickets • $11 • and a coupon for a free Mountain Dew. 🤣🤣🤣

@HaYoMiDe_ It’s not thanksgiving and they got a turkey dinner from KFC

What do you notice??🤔🤔

@JOSEPHFNDZ Cocaine , it’s one hellava drug #justsaying

No, no es la calle 42 del capotillo a la 8:00 AM, es el Bronx 💀

@DazylingQueeen F. In this shrinkflation, I eat everything

What number do you stop when eating your chicken wings?¿

@WallStreetApes Lady M charges $120 for 12’ cake deliver #justsaying That 8 slices or 4 slices for the Americans

A hotel restaurant in Beverly Hills charges $110 to cut a cake Yes, this is real I researched and found the location is Poza, it’s a rooftop restaurant L’Ermitage Beverly Hills Here’s the recipe for proof. The $110 really is just to cut the cake. A friend brought the cake for her and they just asked the restaurant to cut it Prices in Los Angeles are out of control but this is just being ridiculous

@KollegeKidd Tom is #woke🌈 Only females like diamonds .

Fans notice the diamonds on Tom Brady’s wrist was dancing more than “ICEMAN” Drake and Future at Kevin Hart’s Roast 💎 It’a supposedly a $6M Rolex ⌚️

@SaycheeseDGTL That was the drug money . If he took that , he should left Florida #justsaying The gas station in Florida are the trap drug spot

Florida man returns fanny pack containing $30,000 to its owner after finding it in a gas station bathroom 🤑💰 "It's not my money to take. I was not raised that way."

@MarioNawfal What happens if there’s a flood #justasking

🇺🇸 Florida is putting wireless EV chargers inside the highway itself. Drive over it, get charged, no more anxiety issues. If this scales nationally, the last real argument against EVs just disappears.

@naiivememe True . But there’s incognito rich , And then , there’s flamboyance, gay rich 🌈

After the age of 30 there is no more short or tall men, there is no more fat or fit men. There is only rich or broke