Simon Bach

Halal food in my local #Asda I can't help but not agree with this decision.

@DrClownPhD Bill Gates hasn't been in charge of Microsoft for 6 years 🙄

Microslop keeps slowing down Windows 10 with every update. Bill Gates is evil.

Err no @Apple I am over 18 but do not see why I should have to prove it to you.

First game that comes to mind

Got asked the question most men dread to have to answer yesterday: do I look a lot fatter to you? 😱

1 x Lions mane extract gummy, 15mg zinc supplement, 1000mg omega 3, vit b supplement, and black garlic supplement is exactly what gets me through the day with plenty of energy. I guess the 6am trips to the gym help as well.

A waste of an afternoon off 😔 spending it in town shopping instead of doing something pleasurable like going somewhere nice.

I should have realised sooner that I will always take second place.

@Apple I'm disappointed bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Well my week off has been....shit frankly. No rest, no fun and no relaxation. I need some me time so Easter it is.

@MasculineM7 As long as you remember you will always be second to her children.

Men ONLY: You've found a woman of your dream but she's a single mother. Would you date her?

/sarcasm:on I so enjoy being pursuaded to decorate on what was supposed to be my week off. Right let's enjoy the rest of the week..... /sarcasm:off nothing left to enjoy. Sad times!

@Thewearyadvent1 I'm going for a random one: I am of age Green Father. I ask for the test of manhood.

If you know this film, give us a line from the film

I have to have an MOT to state my car is fit for the road, but the roads are not fit for my car.

£6.15 to £7.85 just to go for a bloody swim at my local leisure centre! No wonder nobody can stay active and fit anymore as it's too damned expensive!

I've decided I'm going to learn the bass guitar.

My god the songs in #Moana2 are chuffing awful. They neither rhyme very well or scan. It's an age thing I guess.

Calorie counting is such an eye opener

In an effort to reduce micro plastics in my body I've gone back to having milk delivered in a returnable glass bottle to my doorstep and using tea leaves, a tea pot and a strainer to make a brew.

I'm so angry with #Ford for dropping the #fordfocus leaving us with the explorer and the 'not a' capri as it's 'replacement'.