Simon Curtis

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Simon Curtis

@simoncurtis

8-BIT HEART (2024 REMASTER), streaming now • THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE, available now wherever books are sold

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ocak 2009

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·18 Ara

THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE - volume one Queer teens figuring out life and magic with a bloodthirsty demon on the loose in the most beautiful, dreamy Los Angeles, illustrated by the incomparable @_mohtz ✨🔮May 14th 2024🔮✨ Pre-order here: legendary.com/comics/the-wit…

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·12h

me in high school with the cheerleaders before I taught them the Slave 4 U dance

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Girls trip be like

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·12h

@justingfit Lmk what recs you need ;)

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JUST@justingfit·14h

who knows about k skincare?

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·13h

@colemanjspilde I actually don’t think it fits on the album at all, personally. To me, it was way more in line with something like Fergie’s Clumsy, etc., not actual circus music 😹

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coleman spilde@colemanjspilde·15h

@simoncurtis the chorus is honestly pretty massive and i do like that it fits with the sort of retro-pastiche sounds that pop up here and there on the album. it at least adheres to the theme! baby elephants balancing on rolling balls and strongmen with big mustaches greatest showman ass song

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coleman spilde@colemanjspilde·1d

I love gay guys sooooo much. Like, no it could not have.

Britney CNN@britcnn

they really sidelined THIS song for weaker tracks on Circus… oh that’s not—

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·21h

@jimmysoldout Damn you are on a roll tonight

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jimmy@jimmysoldout·1d

remember when kris jenner randomly started managing a girl group but then kicked them to the curb after only a few singles

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·22h

@icheckmypulse You have such a special journey ahead of you. Start at the beginning. Don’t skip the Christmas album and the one-off singles (Neon Moon, her song from Frozen 2)

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lucy ୨୧⋆｡˚☁️🩷@icheckmypulse·2d

i just listened to kacey musgraves for the first time and WOW

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·22h

@floptinaz YES WHERE WERE YOU

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Khia Asylum News@floptinaz·1d

Girls did i miss out lol

Variety@Variety

Bravo is hitting pause on “The Real Housewives of Miami” amid low ratings. While the series remains a fan favorite among devoted Bravo viewers, it currently ranks as the least-watched installment in the “Real Housewives” franchise. wp.me/pc8uak-1lH2j2

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·22h

@LushiousMassacr Glamorous young starlet pulling Netflix trade we love this

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Lushious Massacr@LushiousMassacr·23h

Nicholas was the sweetest!! Loved his work on Netflix’s Monsters. He told me he watches Dragvestigations. 🤯🧱 We should go Dragvestigate together some day mi amor! ❤️

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·1d

feeling really good and grateful and happy to be alive 🐣

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·1d

40 today. HBD to me ☺️☘️💖

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·2d

@DavidOpie @Tweet_Dec Yessssssss

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David Opie@DavidOpie·2d

I am so SO happy to report that season 3 of #TheComeback is fantastic. It’s just perfect, exactly what I was hoping for in every way possible. How they make this show so funny and relevant in ten year intervals should be studied. Lisa Kudrow is a force of fucking nature

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·2d

Early bday game night was everything 💖Honestly can’t wait to be 40 tomorrow.

𝙍𝙮𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙣@ryanorionxoxo

hosted a pre-birthday game night for @simoncurtis at our place! janet cooked so much incredible food & @MrSamuelWells whipped up delicious cocktails 🍸such a fun night 💗 love you so much!!

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·2d

@KathyHilton @MahikRani50377 Miss Kathy these posts are all AI unfortunately, but it makes me even more obsessed with you 💖

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Kathy Hilton@KathyHilton·2d

@MahikRani50377 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·3d

@jms_tny Found to contain radioactive particles by oasis, mind you

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·4d

Posted this and then suddenly the timeline is awash with 13 other quote tweets of the same joke with 12k likes posted 11 hours ago

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·4d

A Kim Zolciak collection masterpiece, if you will

Miley Edition@MileyEdition

The woman who made the first Hannah Montana wig for the pilot reveals she was fired by Disney because they didn’t like the way it turned out. “They held that against me and said “we want somebody who’s more hip with young people’s hair.””

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Simon Curtis@simoncurtis·4d

@ic0nick Samantha Mumba 🥺

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