Simone Nathan

A friend canceled plans because they were feeling ‘a little bit sad’. I didn’t know you could say that. I would say that all. the time.

i can’t keep up anymore. happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life

When a stranger tells me my backpack is a bit open it’s like…I hope you got what you needed out of that

Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

Season 2 of #KidSister premiered today! Show your support for @simonenathan by streaming both seasons on @TVNZ

@adoptourcrew @TVNZ 🥹 adore you!!!!

The truth is that restaurant burgers are just too tall! I can’t physically eat that tall ass burger!

@euskadifumar @david_jenkins__ you coming up with OFMD

I am trying to tweet more

I’d love to become a female director but sadly I look dreadful in a boiler suit

Seems crazy to tuck a toddler in and leave them to go to bed with nary a device to scroll tiktok on idk

When it comes to ravioli, I think restaurants could afford to give you a lil more! But that’s just me baby. And that’s just showbiz

everyone has had a ‘Subway phase’ where you ate Subway sandwiches for like a month straight. that was undiagnosed depression

The Rocky horror picture show (1975)

I’m on a tv show.

@OFMDCrew I reckon it was. Madeleine once let me wear it. Joel loved it

It’s certainly got that kind of texture! That would be cool! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

@waititicoded 🫡

simone nathan thank you for your service

PAUL WILLIAMS UR MY FAVOURITE OFMD CHARACTER

@Rainmaker1973 Mm no you should be scared of what you’re doing there too

«While spacewalking I realized something: I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity» — NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman

Wait I’m so sorry there’s one more

Been laughing about these for a full calendar year. Art dept on #OurFlagMeansDeathS2 were simply beyond

@grumpyk22 Art dept presented them to us with a completely straight face like ‘the drawings you asked for’. It did not seem funny to them at all

@simonenathan I hope whoever drew these was cackling proudly the whole time🤣🤣