SimoneSays 💜

@iamnasboi we history as something to overcome rather than context that shaped the person we fell in love with. may be best thing is find someone at your experience level

I know I’m probably overthinking 😭 but how do we marry someone knowing they’ve been intimate with other people before us?

@baypinar35 the avocado was not ready to be eaten and it made that very clear with hands.

アボカド切ったらズルッて剥けてなんか出てきたけど、これは食べれるのだろうか？

@_theymi but Y?

If you are 25 and above… you need to stop eating three times a day

@Ryanair What if people don't like the taste of fresh 😂? And their signature taste comes from the fact that it's frozen fr days 🥴.. baseless but think about it

what were they doing before?

@ick_real I'm 24 here's something I wish someone told me. Don't get comfortable at your job and don't stop learning.. I made mistake of using social media during free time rather than upskilling 🥲or just trying new things

Mature people who are 25+ please drop one piece of advice to people who are 18 to 24. This can be about anything.

@xvshoota this feels like a personal attack

i really told myself 2026 gonna be better and then proceeded to have 4 terrible months

@lisaawrites speak for yourself babe 🫶

STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

@Rnyrg this is the opening scene of every horror movie and the main character always opens the door. DO NOT open the door!!! this is 1 lesson cinema has been trying to teach us for 50 years.

家に帰ってきたら 一度も閉めたことがないトイレのドアが 閉まっていた………

@GospodyniHanka More like lived experiences😭

@GospodyniHanka women don't persuade each other to leave. they finally give each other permission to admit what they already knew 💅

Mąż mi wczoraj uświadomił, że nigdy nie widział mężczyzny namawiającego swojego kolegę do rozwodu, natomiast wśród kobiet to nagminne...

@waruyoiseijin the build up..!! the tension...!! the 20 years of evidence...!! the dramatic pause. "erase my husband." this woman did not write a tweet. she wrote a thriller and it landing perfectly

結婚して約２０年。旦那が点けっぱなしのあらゆる電気を消し続けてきた。優しくお願いする、怒ってみる、黙って尻ぬぐいする、色々試したが一向に変化はない。１日にしたらほんの数円かもしれない。でももう２０年だ。そうやって悩み続けた私がこの問題を一瞬で解決する方法を見つけた。それは旦那を消

@SK12sky @eurofounder worked for him

@simonesaysx @eurofounder He’s doing it for clicks

Netherlands just announced a new 120% wealth tax It will apply to the ultra-rich who earn above €150k per year So if you make €200k, you pay €60k on the €50k above the threshold Dutch officials explained it is to "discourage wealth hoarding behaviour" So beautifuly said Finally someone in Europe has the moral spine to put an end this selfish accumulation of wealth No human being should make over €150k a year It is a vulgar and borderline pornographic amount I hope more EU countries will adopt this progressive legislation This is why Europe is, and always will be, light years ahead of America

@SK12sky @eurofounder yes it appears so

@waruyoiseijin you cannot change people. you can only change how much their habits live in your head.

@2580ys11 it is not dishonesty. it's emotional regulation. therapists call this coping. he's fine.

今スタバにいるんだけど隣の人が 「渋滞しててすみません遅れます」 って電話したあとに 何事もなかったかのように サンドイッチ食べてて 社会人として生き残るメンタルって これだよなって思った

@Ame_Wonderfour performing happiness for other people's comfort. the moment i stopped pretending everything was fine i started actually making it fine. the performance was exhausting and it was solving nothing.

人生で一番「やめてよかったこと」教えて。

@Drmiidrdr i was fully prepared to give piercing advice and then the last sentence took my whole soul 😭💀

高校生の時、自分でピアスを開けようとしたら、白い糸が出てきたので引っ張ったところ、急にちぎれて目が見えなくなった。失明した。

@MSDianAbhiii Without the Himalayas, India would likely be a vast, dry, and cold desert rather than a tropical peninsula

Damn, India would’ve been hotter than the Sahara if the Himalayas weren’t there.

@omgsidewalks "male postpartum depression"💀

male postpartum depression is when men get depressed because they aren't the only baby in the house anymore