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@TomHindle3 Excellent news!

@simongoldsays Thanks Si! So glad you enjoyed it, and really appreciate the kind words. Working on the next one right now!

Hi @TomHindle3, hope you're well. Just popped in to say I've just finished A Killer in Paradise and it was excellent, your best one yet! Bravo, sir. And looking forward in anticipation to the next one!

@hillarysblinds Is this account monitored? I have just had the most offensive, shameful and disgraceful response from your Customer Service team to a genuine (and formal) complaint about the quality of your products. Please ensure someone contacts me via DM immediately.

@Uruguay Hi, can you please tell me where I can find the official squad list for the game against England? Thank you!

@BBCSport Hello, just wondering why you put the team line-ups in alphabetical order? Logic dictates you start with the keeper, and follow him/her with the defence, midfielders and then forwards. Thanks!

Hi @Huk06, I hope you're well! We've set up a season-long thought experiment, pitting the latest AI models against a human in @OfficialFPL. Thought you might be interested. You can check it out here ai-fpl.com

Spurs need a CB in, right? Why are we not going all out to get Marc Guehi on loan from Liverpool? #THFC

@hotspurreports @SamiMokbel_BBC Should try and get Guehi on loan from Liverpool.

🚨🎖️ Tottenham are looking to sign a CB before the deadline. [via @SamiMokbel_BBC] Should’ve kept Luka and prioritised a winger.

@PrdcdbyFox @richardosman Odd, presumably there's a reason rather than 'someone forgot!' Hardly a case for the TMC necessarily but more of a 'nice to know...'

@simongoldsays @richardosman He did’t get a single card credit in the open main credits either. He was robbed.

I can't be the first one to ask this, but why didn't Richard E. Grant get a credit at the end of The Thursday Murder Club film? @richardosman

@tSHandJ I just heard your Humans vs ChatGPT predictions section and we've done a similar thing! We've created a season-long thought experiment pitting AI models against a human in the ultimate game of Fantasy Premier League! You can check it out at ai-fpl.com

If the conversation between Spurs and Palace for Eze doesn't go like this... Spurs: How much do you want for Eze? Palace: £70 million Spurs: OK. Do you take Mastercard? ...then what are we even doing?

From what I'm reading, Isak is saying Liverpool or nothing, Guehi the same, now I'm saying it. @LFC this is my official 'come and get me' plea. Could probably still do a job up top in the Carabao or the UCL dead rubbers if @Ekitike0 or @MoSalah get a knock. #LiverpoolFC

@MikeHBritland Frustrating, innit! That story seems to have gone oddly quiet....

@simongoldsays I've spent the whole summer doing exactly this for Isak news!

Surely I'm not the only one coming back here every quarter-hour to see if there's a double-whammy Eze & Savinho to Spurs 'here we go'....

@Bookishcrick They're as good as you think they are...! The choccy-covered pretzels are very good, no argument there, but these are next-level deliciousness.

@simongoldsays I’ve not been to Costco for years. Feel free to send a sample and I shall deliver my verdict!

The chocolate coated pretzel is the best of chocolate coated snacks. I have spoken and will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.

Just finished Vera Wong's Unsolicited Advice for Murderers by the brilliant Jesse Q. Sutanto, @thewritinghippo. If you haven't, you should.

@JaniceHallett Congratulations, Janice! You're an absolute star!

In which I hold it together to unbox my debut children’s novel ❤️

My mum has a painting with this signature but we can't identify who it is. PP Bolts perhaps? Does anyone know who it might be? @NationalGallery #artwork #paintings #ArtistOnTwitter