Simon Robson

@PapersTomorrow - betting at least one of them will go with SYCA-MORONS

@JackParkr I have all the time in the world, watching a chimney

@simonjrobson How long did it take you to come up with that, be honest

That seagull’s gonna have an account on here within the hour, watch it

New knight, same crusade Post Office campaigner Sir Alan Bates threatens legal action over compensation delays | Business News | Sky News news.sky.com/story/post-off…

Nailed it

Special @SkyNews programme tonight on an extraordinary day #Crowdstrike

He has more time for this now #UKElection2024

iPhone idea: the most recent contact you added is at the top of the list

“Things can only get wetter”

I hate sharing anything on this hideous platform anymore. But this piece so eloquently lifts the curtain on the legal and technical chicanery behind Musk’s Tesla shambles rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

“Johnson backed down after being warned that it would be seriously detrimental to diplomatic relations.” thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-…

Simply outstanding. De Niro, DiCaprio and Scorsese deliver some of the best of their careers.

Fractured House passes bill to keep funding going for almost as long as Liz Truss was PM

Climate targets? What climate targets? news.sky.com/story/untapped…

I would queue for 22 hours to pay my respects

@Jeremy_Hunt Its* peak

Inflation never falls in a straight line but it’s now down 40% from it’s peak. The plan is working. But we need to stick to it: even at 6.7% there’s still immense pressure on family budgets. That means no borrowing binge, which would simply keep interest rates higher for longer

It’s hard to imagine a worse way to spend money.

One year on from the beginning of the “Trusterfuck” theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

“The country has become fascist and communist.” Idiot thetimes.co.uk/article/rudy-g…

Yes, Australia the lucky country. Because the land dispossession, mass killing, marginalisation and child stealing inflicted upon Indigenous people was super mild compared to what other invaders could have done… 🤬 thetimes.co.uk/article/john-h…