Simon Kittle

@herotimeszero Dopey

If Trump was one of the seven dwarfs, what would be his name?

Donald Trump doesn’t want you talking about the fact that his disapproval rating is an all-time high 62%, so whatever you do, don’t share this tweet. It will make him very mad.

@Milajoy Are you being sarcastic???

Thank God these two had this baby.

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@Only1tommo Now to find 10 fit other players and you can put a team out at the weekend

🚨Martin Ødegaard is back to full fitness and is expected to be available for selection.

@SamHoweAFC Go enjoy the Partey with rest of your fans

@simonkittle Did you read the bit on my post where it says fuck them all…. I really couldn’t give a flying fuck 😂😂

Arsenal just pissing the whole country off once again for behaving like a big club… and I fucking love it… FUCK EM ALL 😂🔴⚪️

@AFC__Xtra Thats great news! Only got to find another 10 fit players

🚨BREAKING! 💣 Martin Ødegaard is BACK. 🇳🇴 🪄

@de11boy Haha! I've been to watch Southend more than you've had hot dinners

@simonkittle But you probably have to google both you fucking idiot being a “supporter” of both clubs. I’ve probably been to both of your own clubs more than you. You’re a wet wipe of the highest calibre! Go away you sausage!

Checks bio……. “Massive football fan. Southend United and Liverpool are my teams” You cannot be part of a serious conversation about football 🤣🤣🤣

This title battle between @officiallydale @YorkCityFC is going to eclipse ours with Notts County. They face each other last day. Such a shame it’s now on DAZN, it’s not going to get the coverage it deserves. Both going to smash 100 points. How many times. It’s time for #3up3down

@Shamsdale Partey on all you Arsenal fans

Arsenal fans being branded as annoying is the funniest thing to me. It’s everyone else who’s finding things to get outraged over every single week, and it’s always Arsenal this, Arsenal that. Arsenal are cheating! Arsenal are shit! It’s obsessive. Y’all are the annoying ones.

@MrDtAFC Cos Arsenal are despised by all neutral fans!

Hincapie has now withdrawn from the Ecuador squad and returned to London 😂 Let the meltdown commence. I’ve watched SAF do this every season when he was manager at United, and nobody said a word. I’ve watched Pep and others do it too, but now we do it, there’s a problem 😂

@de11boy Wow! Haha! Just sums up Arsenal fans! Support a team with a convicted rapist. Stay classy

@simonkittle Bowls is the first stage of being a nonce so no, you’re right. Never been there. Make sure you delete your hard drive Simon the nonce. Hey Simon, leave them kids alone!

@RoxyD27 I hope your physios are going to work double time to make sure they are fit

Excellent news. Saka and Rice are coming home, and won't be taking part in the stupid International match. Rest well lads 🔴⚪

@piersmorgan Yeah because your physios must be on double time getting them all fit in time

🤣🤣Methinks he’s not overly-sweating about most of them.

@FootballEra_ Hope they are paying their physios double time

This is genuinely frustrating, i’m sure Arteta is shaking wherever he is right now. Your entire starting XI being out injury all at once is insane. Has any club ever had this kind of luck? Arsenal winning the Premier League this season would be a miracle.

@de11boy If you've never played you'll have no idea will you. Partey on with your lovely fans

@simonkittle Better than enjoying the bowls 🤣🤣🤣

@de11boy Go and enjoy your Partey with rest of your fans

@simonkittle Cor are you still here? 🤣🤣🤣

@de11boy And you keep supporting a football team with no standards

@simonkittle Stick to your lawn bowls shagger 👌