Simon Lyons

Amazing review of my new novel ‘The last weekend in Wonderland’ by @molly_tie editor of @punktuation_mag . punktuationmag.com/book-review-th…

@Chelsearory Whilst trying to save the Bridge we were also taking over Highbury😁

How can you have the front to sing ‘we’re the boys from Highbury’ when you allowed this to happen to Highbury? Would break my heart if this happened to Stamford Bridge. We fought to save the Bridge, they watched the bulldozers roll in…

@DaleVince @T4Plive You should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky 😀

Together For Palestine @T4Plive dreamt big and tried to get this beautiful and vital song to be our Xmas no1. Missed by not much, let’s give it a push to get it to No1 for the New Year. Free Palestine.  linktr.ee/T4Plive

@leekern13 Globalise KFC

Oh grow up you simpering ball bag They’re a bunch of twats who smashed a police officer’s spine with a sledge hammer and now won’t eat their dinner They are radicalised fanatical terrorists choosing a strategy of blackmail and suicide - rather like the suicide bombing terrorists Hamas who they support Let them die for their Islamic terrorist cause if they want to Also, I want to emphasise so there’s no ambiguity, you are a massive twat

@joshxhowie I’ve got serious man flu, please send sympathy😬

Please please watch this thread of videos. They are fucking hilarious.

@zarahsultana Before you cut all ties with Israel please could you make arrangements to replace the 15% of NHS prescription drugs they supply😬

We must sever all diplomatic ties with the genocidal apartheid state of Israel immediately. Expel the ambassador. Close the embassy. As apartheid South Africa was isolated, so too must Israel be — a pariah state. We’ll march until Palestine is free, from the river to the sea.

@RachelRileyRR Well done and thoroughly well deserved. I Haven’t even got the freedom of my living room😂

Today I had the enormous privilege of being awarded The Freedom of the City of London for my work combatting antisemitism. At a time when many British Jews are feeling insecure, it’s heartening to know such a long standing British Institution stands with us. A proud day 🇬🇧✡️☺️

@lmharpin Up coming chant “ Are you Maccabi Haifa in disguise”😂. In all seriousness the Haifa club should sue Corbyn for defamation

Wrong team, pal. Do they all look the same to you ?

@lmharpin “‘Maccabi Haifa’? I did actually see a game at their fine stadium behind the trai station in 1982 and I must confess I did witness a fan throwing his falafal at the linesman and fair dues, the opposition ( Netanya I think) forward was miles offside😂

Corbyn just got up to speak and mentions “Maccabi Haifa fans”. Thought he was a football fan ??

@CaptainSensible @RebellionFest Glad to see at least one other person who was at the Weeley festival is in town😄

Captain Sensible.. in #Blackpool with a Spitfire - let's see ChatGPT do that!! @RebellionFest

@IanHunterdotcom I haven’t forgotten your or your old muckers. My work uniform 😄

I’m 86! I just wanted to thank all you lovely people who’ve stuck with me to this day. It means a lot!!! Working on the next one!!! Don’t forget me – I won’t forget you! And here we go…. Read this month's Horse's Mouth here:ianhunter.com/horses-mouth/ - IH xxx

@BBCMOTD I was flying home from holiday in whilst my team Chelsea qualified for the CL. Watched MOTD as soon as in got home. I’d have watched it even if Kermit the frog was presenting it. You are deluded if you think presenters and pundits are the reason we fans tune in .

Gary Lineker says goodbye to #MOTD after 25 years.

@JulieHamill @nickcave NIck Cave asked me to buy him a beer back stage at the Albert hall after a Costello concert in 1999 as he didn’t realise it was a pay bar and had no money on him. Costello ‘s minder Paddy ( the plank) Callaghan who’d invited me gave him a real verbal lashing😂

Me n Nick Cave, 1992 or 1993, New York Gramercy Park Hotel

@CaptainSensible @PavGardenCafe Happy birthday to my fellow Weeley festival veteran 😀🎸

And it's a happy birthday to... MEEEE.. with a lovely lunch at Brighton's excellent @PavGardenCafe where they very kindly got out the Max Miller table for yours truly. Well.. I have been called a cheeky chappie myself too on occasion.. 😜

@JulieHamill Al Greens ‘Let’s stay together’ was a staple when I first went to discos and was the signal for me to hide in the toilet to avoid the inevitable humiliation of being turned down by a prospective partner😢

@simonlyonsbooks Oh no! What would likely have been the slow dance if you went to any disco back then? (Sorry for the black eyes)

@onlyapound Should have mentioned Kai Havetz and ‘Country house’. That would have had him looking back in anger😀

Was a bit brassed off that ‘Mr Man of the People’ Noel Gallagher knocked me back for a picture of him - didn’t want a ‘selfie’, just a picture of him for my pal who’s Man City Seems like he’s forgotten that it was people like me who put him up where he is now… #SexPistols

Honoured to be helping to put this gig on the this afternoon, a few tickets remaining for this unique opportunity to see, hear and meet a Mott the Hoople legend.

Mott the Hoople fans, the one and only @morgan_fisher will be performing The Hoople album Saturday Nov 30th at the Fiddlers Elbow , Camden. Are you going to be there, you’ve got your invite😀

@Melvinodoom Good luck Melvin.

I’m a Celebrity…Get me in there!

Out. Booze. Camden. 💚