slimon timin’

Jacob Misiorowski just finished one of the most brilliant months you'll ever see: 🔵 0.23 ERA (1 ER) 🔵 38.1 IP 🔵 57 K 🔵 .109 AVG 🔵 0.52 WHIP

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

@nickziddy “is god is” was great! i recommend

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

espn’s fake back from timeout just to go back to commercials is the worst thing in basketball

May the fourth be with you

you’re welcome

@FastbreakHoops5 khris middy middleton

Name a guy whose midrange jumper was automatic.

@MamboMarciano @BleacherReport heat beat bucks in ‘23 i think

@BleacherReport Brooo this is wild! Can someone confirm this for me but I’m pretty sure the last time this happened was the “ we believe “ warriors team back in the early 2000’s if I remember correctly?

BANE AND THE MAGIC GET CLUTCH WIN OVER PISTONS 🔥 NO. 8 SEED ONE WIN AWAY FROM UPSETTING THE NO. 1 SEED 🤯🚨

there is a god

ALEX ANTETOKOUNMPO LOB TO THANASIS ANTETOKOUNMPO. 🔥🔥🔥

LaMelo as your vet is hilarious

QB1 is locked in baby❕❕❕ @jordan3love

@FortunateFolk 👀

Umm… switch 2 and pokopia giveaway cuz why not, might double the reward if lots of people join Only requirement is comment

Giannis passes Oscar! In today's win, Giannis (31p, 14r, and 8a) passed Oscar Robertson (159) for the most regular season games with at least 30+ PTS, 10+ REB and 5+ AST in NBA history 👏

retweet for a follow back no homo

@Fullcourtpass @stephenasmith @MadDogRadio @awfulannouncing please

Doc Rivers is allegedly going to retire after this season, per @stephenasmith (Via @MadDogRadio, h/t @awfulannouncing)

DAMIAN LILLARD IS YOUR 3-POINT CONTEST CHAMPION ⌚️🔥 Just the 3rd player EVER to win the contest 3 times...and he did it without playing a single minute this season 🤯

Alex Pretti was murdered.

@BarackObama thanks, obama

Congratulations to Indiana University and Coach Cignetti on winning their first College Football Playoff National Championship. One of the greatest turnarounds of all time.