Simon 🏁

@dani_juncadella I mean, it’s Autosport. Not exactly the bastion of journalistic quality they used to be 😂

Don’t worry guys, everyone around the car also expected it was Max jumping out of the car. When they saw it was me there was a disappointing “Ohhhh” flying around 😂👍🏼

@denkmit MotoGP is in a hole lotta trouble?

Let’s hear your best puns. So far we’ve got: - Diggia gets hole position in Brazil - Dorna are looking into the problem - Who’s going to get the holeshot in the race?’ 😅😅😅

How Morocco won the AFCON 2025

@SkySportsNews Is this satire?

🗣️ ''The English sides face tougher opposition in their domestic league'' Why the competitiveness of the Premier League is affecting English sides’ chances in the Champions League.

Hey, @kicker! David Mayr bezeichnet sich auf seinem X-Profil als Chefredakteur von @kicker_AUT. Er meint, dass das Eis für uns immer dünner wird. Er scheint damit uns Juden zu meinen. Ist das ein Fake-Account? Oder ist es wieder so weit, dass ein Chefredakteur eines angesehenen Sportmagazins solche Sprüche ins Netz kotzen kann?

Tänak's message to new WRC winner Katsuta ❤️🏆

WE DID IT🥇 @OfficialWRC #SafarirallyKenya Huge thanks to everyone ❤️@AaronJ_CoDriver

Something to be happy about today 😄 FINALLY! Congratulations Taka & Aaron 🙌🙌🙌 #WRC #SafariRallyKenya

@rumz3y 2016 to mid-2018 were the good times. Full of hope and promise.

“Wow Daniel is doing so well at Renault! And his teammate Esteban Ocon seems cool too, I’m gonna add him to my rep list!”

@HaasF1Team What happens when you put the car on a sensible fucking strategy 🫡 The other part of the garage should take note.

P5 FOR OLLIE 👊 What a drive! 👏 #HaasF1 #F1 #ChineseGP

@rumz3y There‘s not enough payoff here to make me think that‘s worth it. From lap 7 or 8 I was just waiting for the other shoe to drop, which it promptly did.

@rumz3y Notva valid excuse IMO. But the race only went downhill from the choice to start on Hards anyways. Four retirements before the start already put you in the points + 2nd race of new regs, and plenty of overtaking flashpoints = unusually high chance of a free stop.

Ocon would have been well clear of colapinto and that stupid crash would have never happened if the haas mechanics didn’t give him a SIX SECOND STOP

Fucked by the Safety Car and a terrible pit stop: the Esteban Ocon Race Day Experience™️ #F1 #ChineseGP

And I’m still thinking about that, how come we finished 15th with that roster 😪

Sven Ulreich appreciation post ❤️

@_RB1N_ Diaz läuft sich selbst etwas in die Füße und der Torwart kommt ihm dann in die Quere als er sich schon im Fallen befindet. Für mich ist es absolut kein Elfer, aber halt auch keine gelbwürdige Schwalbe.

Das ist halt ein komplettes Skandal-Spiel seitens der Schiedsrichter. Kann mich an keine ähnlich schlimmen Schiri-Leistungen erinnern in den letzten Jahren. Krank.

@bayer04fussball Mit drei Männern mehr auf dem Platz nicht gewonnen. 😂😂😂

1:1 im Heimspiel gegen Bayern. #B04FCB 1:1 | #Bayer04 | #Bundesliga

@KareemfanWSR If the car works for Esteban it really works, but if it doesn‘t then he hits a wall in terms of lap time improvement relative to BEA. If he can‘t solve this by the time F1 comes back in May I suspect he‘ll be out by the end of 2026 or be relegated to proper backmarker status.

J'apprécie beaucoup Esteban mais là, ça marche pas. A ce rythme là, les 22 gp vont être très très long. Avant le jaune il avait 0.3 de débours. Le seul truc positif c'est que le déficit en qualif peut être compensé en course mais c'est pas bon du tout en vue de la silly season

@evanhill I recognized Blood Meridian and chose the other option out of spite.

Welp time to walk into the ocean

@BayernSpace Get rekt arsehead 😂

From a neutral journalist’s perspective, Vincent Kompany’s lack of leadership and maturity on the international stage becomes visible in moments like these. Bayern are leading the tie 4–0 and the match itself comfortably, yet he still does not seem to have the awareness or authority to instruct players like Joshua Kimmich, Michael Olise and Dayot Upamecano to take a tactical yellow card to clear their yellow card record.