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Simp L. Ton

@simplenoticer

simply noticing things

The Simulatrix Katılım Nisan 2026
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Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes@barnes_law·
Food rationing.
Matt Bracken@Matt_Bracken48

ECB chief Christine Lagarde warns of possible food rationing due to fertilizer disruptions “A third of fertilizers are shipped through the Strait of Hormuz... that is at risk.” [Food is a function of energy. Most fertilizer is made using natural gas. Natural gas yields hydrogen; combines with air's nitrogen → ammonia fertilizer. This process helps to produce half of the world's food, but it's energy-intensive and tied to natural gas price and availability.]

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Simp L. Ton
Simp L. Ton@simplenoticer·
@PurpleDrink_LLC I couldn’t even trade this if I tried. I’m snug as a bug sitting out. 😂
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PurpleDrinkCapital
PurpleDrinkCapital@PurpleDrink_LLC·
Bunch of fuckin pussies all of you
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Spencer Hakimian
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
🚨BREAKING: IRAN SAYS IT NEVER REQUESTED A CEASEFIRE
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Simp L. Ton
Simp L. Ton@simplenoticer·
@Bogachan_1971 Jesus bro, you have to be legit because the make it big as possible thesis playing out too well.
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CyclesFan
CyclesFan@CyclesFan·
$SPX - 2nd down day in a row. It looks like we're having a pullback and the target for this pullback is likely to be the rising 10 day MA which coincides with the topping range from the January-February timeframe.
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HANK
HANK@hekyoda·
I dislike dumb smart ppl I like smart dumb ppl big diff
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MacroEdge
MacroEdge@MacroEdgeRes·
Iran: Our decision to turn down the invitation from the Pakistanis is final #MacroEdge
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Rory Johnston
Rory Johnston@Rory_Johnston·
*VANCE CALLED OFF TRIP TO PAKISTAN: AP And just like that Brent breaks back above the magic $100 treshold
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Roger
Roger@rdd147·
Watching 250 lb soldiers eat like pigs and fail their mile run is exactly why the US won’t be invading Iran
Kindness and knowledge@Ezekle1

@dom_lucre American soldiers are being given lobster and steak for dinner - this means they're about to be deployed

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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
BREAKING: Iran has made a “final decision” to not attend talks with the US in Pakistan on Wednesday, per Tasnim.
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
China's demand for gold is reaccelerating: Chinese gold imports rose to 162 tonnes in March, the highest since March 2024. This marks the 3rd consecutive monthly increase. Year-to-date, China has imported ~365 tonnes of gold. Furthermore, China’s central bank acquired 5 tonnes of gold in March, the highest monthly addition since February 2025. This marks the 17th consecutive monthly purchase, and brings total official holdings to a record 2,313 tonnes. China is still stockpiling gold.
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steve2bacon, CMT
steve2bacon, CMT@steve2bacon·
-26k in a few hours but everything still looks insanely bullish, so holding
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