Simply mide😘

Once you discover the privilege you have in this life, hold it tight Whether it's face card, sweet mouth, intelligence or bbc

At first a woman treats you how she wants to be treated and then she treats you how you treat her.

I bought one of those "bedroom attraction oils" from an Instagram vendor on Sunday. The vendor promised it drives men crazy within two seconds. Last night, I decided to test it. After my shower, I rubbed it all over my neck, my chest, etc.... It smelled like heavy, super-sweet vanilla and strawberries. I got into bed and waited. My husband came in, climbed under the duvet, and immediately turned to hug me. He put his face in my neck. Then he stopped. He sniffed my skin again, heavily. He pulled back and looked at me. "Mimi, why do you smell like a freshly baked cake?" I smiled, trying to look mysterious. "Do you like it?" He said, "It’s nice, but it’s making me incredibly hungry. Like, I’m literally thinking about meatpie right now." The attraction oil didn't trigger romance. It triggered his appetite. The man actually stood up at 11:15 PM, went to the kitchen, and started looking for left-over chin-chin to eat. I sat on the bed, smelling like a bakery, completely abandoned. 😂 Nobody told me that some aphrodisiacs only work on a man's stomach. I think I will just focus on my Shea Butter, nothing concerns me with any oil anymore 😭

What's the most embarrassing fruit to eat in public ??

Low key, some people no Dey eat three times a day again

"What kills relationships faster in this economy?

How person wan take concentrate for this protest now. You came to protest or to advertise your brand 🤔

I really had a short sleep over the night, I was thinking about life after school. The question “what next” has been playing repeatedly in my mind. If you have a solid advice for a fresh graduate, please drop it! 😔