simplyevan

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simplyevan

@simplyevan

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Chapel Hill, NC Katılım Eylül 2025

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simplyevan@simplyevan·6h

This would be an interesting reason why Iowa’s cancer rates are skyrocketing. The Iowa food palette is essentially “does this have cracked pepper? Because this is really spicy”

Polymarket@Polymarket

NEW: Study reveals regularly eating spicy food is associated with a lower risk of death from cancer, heart disease, and lung disease.

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simplyevan@simplyevan·4d

@Steven_Hyden Should have splurged on the cassette tape

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Steven Hyden@Steven_Hyden·4d

Listening to a new Rolling Stones album on god’s format the compact disc in the year of our lord 2026.

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simplyevan@simplyevan·7 Tem

At least we have those really cool AI Filters on Instagram!!

More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

Meta’s AI data center in Cheyenne, Wyoming, has been caught infecting the town’s water supply with deadly bacteria. Officials say wastewater from Meta’s AI data center flooded the town’s water pipes with the bacterium Cupriavidus gilardii, and they found the company violated industrial waste regulations.

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𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆@Laura_arma_ni·1 Tem

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

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simplyevan@simplyevan·20 Haz

@JomiAdeniran Should have taken advantage of that Hydration Break - brought to you by Powerade

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Oluwajomiloju@JomiAdeniran·19 Haz

Most insane World Cup of all time, even the ref is time wasting 😭😭😭

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simplyevan@simplyevan·16 Haz

@jowrotethis @VanLathan Holy shit what

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Joanna Robinson@jowrotethis·16 Haz

Dude.

Baltimore Orioles@Orioles

Join us for House of R Night at Oriole Park on August 20, featuring The @ringer's @MalloryRubin and @jowrotethis! This special ticket package includes: 🎥 Access to a pregame live recording of an episode of House of R 🎟️ A game ticket in the PureWager Pavilion with both Mal and Jo Learn More - mlb.com/orioles/ticket…

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simplyevan@simplyevan·12 Haz

Big Day for @IdahoPotato

Anonymous@YourAnonOne

👽 #BREAKING: Department of War releases third batch of UFO and potential alien life files.

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simplyevan@simplyevan·6 Haz

@DavidAFrench I hit a 81-1 record and I can’t begin to describe the resentment of being that close

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David French@DavidAFrench·6 Haz

I've been on 82-0 for days, barely able to sleep or eat, and I can't get above 74-8. I've only had Warriors Wilt once. I've found my white whale. I won't rest until I can win 82.

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simplyevan@simplyevan·29 May

@jowrotethis @BenjaminSolak FRIENDS OF THE POD MONTH GOING ABSOLUTELY WILD

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Joanna Robinson@jowrotethis·28 May

@BenjaminSolak EXACTLY

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Joanna Robinson@jowrotethis·28 May

ExCUSE me but Friend of the Pod month continues to absolutely rule. We got one of my absolute favorite authors, R.F. Kuang, on to convince us to give TENET another chance. youtu.be/kqaVltsEpjI?si…

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simplyevan@simplyevan·15 May

@DariusJButler Definitely not @evanfoxy and the de-troit lions

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Darius Butler@DariusJButler·15 May

Who had the best schedule release? 👀

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simplyevan@simplyevan·8 May

@johnnieO Can I grab the medium that is just off screen? I know there is one over there

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Johnnie-O@johnnieO·7 May

We’ll start with the mediums. Left to right — quarter zip, hoodie, polo Let me know which one you want

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simplyevan@simplyevan·7 May

Remember when Chili’s Triple Dippers had a strangle hold on us?

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simplyevan@simplyevan·2 May

@Big_Wakkie Bon Iver

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Wakkie@Big_Wakkie·1 May

Who’s the artist?

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simplyevan@simplyevan·29 Nis

@ZachInMillioke Shit yes. And they said dreams don’t come true

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simplyevan@simplyevan·29 Nis

@ZachInMillioke I have seen the Green Brewers sweatshirt and now i need to know where to find it - is it at the team store?

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simplyevan@simplyevan·28 Nis

@_willcompton @danorlovsky7 🚨🚨I feel like this reignites #FartGate @PatMcAfeeShow 🚨🚨

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Will Compton@_willcompton·28 Nis

DAN ORLOVSKY WITH THE F5!!!! THE F(art)5!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 @danorlovsky7

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simplyevan@simplyevan·24 Nis

@PatMcAfeeShow @evanfoxy @PeteThamel Where the hell is @tyschmit - gotta have him on the draft spectacular one of these years

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Pat McAfee@PatMcAfeeShow·24 Nis

Mad Mel is snoopin arahnd

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simplyevan@simplyevan·10 Nis

@RandyFeenstra Lol this is a hilarious characterization

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Randy Feenstra@RandyFeenstra·9 Nis

Iowa doesn’t want an Extreme Liberal as our next Governor. That’s why, this November, Iowans will reject Extreme Liberal Rob Sand and keep our state red. We will never let Iowa become California, Illinois, or Minnesota.

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simplyevan@simplyevan·9 Nis

@BrewersRaptor Barrelman + Bobber logos absolutely crush it

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John Egan@BrewersRaptor·9 Nis

Say what you want about the jerseys but the sleeve patch is 🔥🔥🔥

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simplyevan@simplyevan·31 Mar

@CarlsonCollege @Iowa_Recruiting Check out Upper Echelon Basketball [on Instagram] Every player that they welcomed to their team/representation is now officiating entering the portal

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Chris Rider@CarlsonCollege·31 Mar

@simplyevan @Iowa_Recruiting What agent???? Who else with them???.

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Hawkeye Recruiting@Iowa_Recruiting·31 Mar

You’ll be shocked to know today’s transfer additions are coincidentally both represented by the same agency….

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@Steven_Hyden @JomiAdeniran @jowrotethis @VanLathan @IdahoPotato @DavidAFrench @BenjaminSolak @DariusJButler