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My tl has been boobs most of the day. Mission accomplished.

I've tasted being the bigger person and i've tasted matching energy. i highly recommend choosing people who never make you act out of character. there's wisdom in remaining grounded.

To be a successful gym-goer, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating.

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

Got my salary. Paid the bills. Send money to my parents. Get my favorite food as a reward. Broke again. Waiting for next paycheck

C.S. Lewis on God and time

@yosore23 @TheJackal1759 He went to meet the person that had plans for him on his birthday, he is tired of “a king was born”

He would’ve gotten nothing more than a handshake… that nap was 100% worth it

God bless Men who love breast

No one does short skits like Motell can’t lie😂😭

There are over 50,000 knife-related offences in the UK per year. That's 150 per day. The last thing those agberos will hear is "Mandem, innit?"

‘hi. you’re buying egg eh’ “yes” ‘nice. i’m buying super glue, hopefully we can bond haha’ silence. ‘anyway, my name is frank. can i pay for you?’ “yes, thank you” ‘madam, add her 2 eggs to my bill eh’ “oh no i’m buying crate” silence. ‘they sent me o, my mother’s money’

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Loving me is not enough, I need you to support Manchester United .

Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.

MY LOVE 💍

- As soon as you wake up, drink a glass of water every morning. - Do at least 100 push ups every morning. You can split it into 2-5 sets until you are strong enough to do it once or twice. - Do not have unprotected séx with anyone until you see their test results and vice versa. - Never in your life smoke colos. This is a warning not a piece of advice. - Invest in fitness. Go to the gym at least 3x a week. - Cook your meals at least 60% of the time. - Don’t indulge more than one séxual partner at a time. Before you start sleeping with a new person, end things with the previous or current one. - In parties, do not drink from a red cup you didn’t fill yourself. Be 100% sure of the content inside.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Victor Osimhen: "I don't care about looks. If you don't bring anything to the table, I'm not doing anything. I can't buy a Birkin bag of €100K for you, and when it's my turn... you are telling me 'a king is born today'.

She said she’s having a tough day so i sent her nudes.