Symon

Whoever introduced me to twitter..God bless you🫡

⚽ Arsenal's top scorer in the #UCL last season! 🎂 Celebrating @gabimartinelli's birthday with a look back at some of his best moments. #ThrowbackThursday

In my lifetime I have had to refuse money because of the disrespect it came with . In fact I remember one time I was In a very sticky situation,things were sticking to each other . I went to a guy I knew who was doing very well ,I found him in his house the moment I got there his wife served us tea and sausages , this was back in the early 2000s sausages were a true sigh of wealth . Am ashamed to say this but I was very hungry I ate like 4 of them . To cut the long story short after the food I told him I needed a soft loan of 5k , this guy went into the bedroom came back with the money looked at me dead in the eye and said " unakuja kukopa na Bado unakula hivo " I did not take the money , neither did I heed his multiple attempts at reconciliation. He kept saying it was a joke . But there is a lot of disrespect hidden in jokes . He passed away a while back I didn't attend the funeral.

"Enda ukuje na huyo mwenye alikuambukiza kisonono,hatuezikutibu solo"...😂😂🫴

Kudate msichana wa group of schools nayo ni stress ajab.... relationship within week 1 ishaakunywa maji juu ya language barrier 😂💔

"Bro hata siko kejani, nimeenda shughuli flani hivi shags."

😂😂😂😂

Kosa kila kitu kwa hii life lakini usinikosee heshima, ntakupiga vibaya sana.

"Mi hadi nilichorea story ya madem bro,,hadi huyo Cynthia niliamua kumcut off.Tulock in budaa"...😂

Kukuwa CR7 fan nayo hukuwa ngumu sana. Lazima upretend huoni vitu Magical Messi anafanya.

Unconfirmed reports indicate Kenya will start importing meat from america.

My nephew came to show me his new car , amenipeleka lunch . He has reminded me of a funny story I took him to high school and my car refused to start , I spent the next 3 days in that school like a form 1 fixing that thing . His nickname became VW in it's honor 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

I've always liked Henry as a pundit, analysis yake hua top notch but he's letting his hate for Ronaldo take away from that. Move on.

Unemployed nikujiskizia ma gunga and we call it a day

Arsenal players have taken 4 corners in the World Cup 3 have led to a goal 😭

Sahii 8 to 5 babe anauliza her office husband kesho anafeel kula nini for lunch ndo apike Leo jioni alete Ikiwa packed. Mzee Kwa nyumba Hata huwa haulizwi atakula nini, ni kupikiwa mukimo na njahe kama mfungwa.

I have been asked to rudely remind you all that the English alphabet has 26 letters. “What makes 26 special?” I asked. Arsenal won the league and became champions of the English Premier League exactly 26 days ago so they answered.

The whole of England will soon be singing: "Set piece again, olé olé!" "Set piece again, olé olé!" "Set piece again, set piece again, “Set piece again, olé olé!" Mikel Arteta you have revolutionised football.

Nlimshow I'll make her mine, nikampeleka quarry kuchimba mchanga akajam.

In January 2023, Arsenal missed out on £86M Mudryk and signed Trossard for £26m instead. One became embroiled in a doping scandal. The other helped deliver Arsenal's league title. Why mention the £26m fee today? Because it's been exactly 26 days since Arsenal won the league.

Have a fantastic day, Gabi! 🥳