Simulation #APENATION

AMC will run when it’s time. Deals will be made behind closed doors, market makers will fill their pockets, apes will get paid, everyone flips long and the film ends with a happy ending. All planned out. Buying/selling doesn’t move the price. The 1% does. Relax. Go see a movie.

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This

91% off exchange for a $1 stock? Easy to steal and control the price when you won't allow any price discovery. Cant bankrupt AMC, might as well cellar box the world's largest movie theater chain. Cant get people to sell, can only cause boredom 🥱 🥱

@CEOAdam 91% off exchange cannot be acceptable . AMC Legal needs to be all over this!

We’re here an hour early. The staff member said they’ve sold out three full carts of Yoshi buckets and the stars which were limited were gone in 25m. The theatre has a ton of business considering it’s a Wednesday night! Project Hail Mary is crushing it in the Prime! Operation April4April is underway and we’re off to a massive start! Critics are writing hit pieces to slow the hype… but are failing! Phase 1 Mario 1st showing! Phase 2. Mario 2nd showing! Phase 3. #MichaelMovie Objective: Smash the Banks and Short Sellers destroying American businesses, The CIA controlled Mainstream Media, establish an American Entertainment Empire owned by American shareholders and take our country back!

Project Hail Mary is the highest grossing movie of 2026 so far, a record it likely will hold for only 12 days. Because… The Super Mario Galaxy Movie opens today, and in my view it is sure to post sky high attendance and revenue numbers. Only in Theatres.

@crunchbar @Xx_WiReD_xX 🍫

The Buncha CRUNCH Concession Dispenser Experience™️ WAS an April Fools joke. But maybe not anymore. Let's make it real. Drop a 🍫 in the comments if you want this thing to exist and we might just surprise you. We're counting 👀

@LuiggiDeSip7 @EmmaRincon Dumb 🤡

I went to a steakhouse in Miami, paid the bill, and they automatically added a 20% tip. When the waiter brought the check, he said: “That tip goes to the whole establishment—if you want to leave something for me, it’s extra.” I didn’t add anything else—20% is already too much. He gave me a dirty look, like I was robbing him. This tipping culture is out of control.

The IRS got suspicious that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his staff, so they sent an agent to investigate. The agent climbed aboard the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board. “Then there’s this mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does almost all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.” The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to — the mentally challenged one.” The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

@colin_gladman 97

Ok let’s play again! Teeing up at TPC Scottsdale Stadium course today. Guess what I’ll shoot from the tips and get one month free in my trading room or $300 cash. 7261 from the tips. Weather is much windier today than yesterday. Wish me luck!

@dom_lucre Gonna be fighting dementors and getting bullied by Draco, this is the last thing Harry needs 🙄

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: New HBO Max Harry Potter actor is being accused of ‘looking like a lesbian’ by fans.

@BarryOnHere Gay

@colin_gladman 92

Let’s have some fun. About to tee off at the Phoenician. Guess what I’ll shoot from the tips. Winner gets $300 or a month in my discord. Will be making every putt and playing it down. 6518 yards from tips. (If same people guess it, whoever posted first wins)

@iAnonPatriot @DjrugsRequired Love it

Black comedian named ‘Druski’ puts on whiteface to mock Erika Kirk.. 👀

@0hour1 @MoassMum You would know this, how? 🤡

Charlie hates all you godless fucks picking on his wife and kids he spits on you from heaven.

@TolkienWorldG @ZeusGato_DFV We don't need more gay hobbits

BREAKING🚨: PETER JACKSON announces NEW Lord of the Rings movie!!! Focusing on Chapters 3-8 of The Fellowship of the Ring!!

@ChipotleTweets Knowing Jerome at the W Palm beach location. Go minutes before closing and he piles as much food in the bowl as possible, I'm talking 3/4x regular portions.

what’s ur fav chipotle hack?👀

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

Make it make sense

@IfindRetards So many good options

Who are you guys thinking for Retard of the Week?

@glowstronggirl @PowerBruteHQ Just gonna use the maps on my phone