SINA Crisps
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SINA Crisps
@sinacrisps
Organic Seed-Oil Free Crisps- the crisp you can eat without the guilt 🫶🏼 Buy today ⬇️⬇️

Fake superfoods: sea moss, fish oil, kombucha, seeds (yuck!) Real superfoods: • mushrooms • gelatine • cafe latte with sugar • fresh orange juice • oysters, clams, shrimp /shellfish • colostrum • calf’s liver • acerola cherry • candied ginger • panna cotta • affogato • salt • thyroid • cacao! or cocoa (powder, butter) • goat / cow milk • oxtail soup • red bull • @sinacrisps (the first pro-metabolic chip) • marshmallows • orange marmalade / citrus peel • beef / lamb heart • raw carrot • pho • papaya • fish head soup for thyroid • thymus gland • babushka cheesecake • coconut oil • lamb neck • brewer’s yeast • aspic • wild boar instead of pork • honey • egg yolks • jello • liver pâté • cinnamon • chamomile and stinging nettle tea • bee pollen • sardines • parsley and cilantro • cottage cheese • osso buco • cardamom • caviar / roe • citrus fruit • coconut water • butter • pomegranate juice • swiss cheese • aspirin How many of these do you have a day?








When a girl is being cranky, it’s a clear sign she needs salt and sugar. Feed your girl a salty OJ or a salty caramel café latte or any tasty salty sugary treat w/o seed oils. Crankiness subsides within 5 minutes. Trust me on this one.

Proudest moment as a business (co-)owner so far. A customer just brought my coconut oil crisps, @sinacrisps, to snack on at Wimbledon. 🥹 What are the chances SINA crisps end up meeting NoVAX Djokovic? Surely higher than zero??? SINA, the official sponsor of Wimbledon 2027 😤




Pro-metabolic Schnitzel Milanese. Instead of breadcrumbs: crushed coconut-oil potato chips, Grana Padano and dried parsley for apigenin. Egg wash. Masa harina. Shallow-fried in odourless coconut oil. I repeat: the first pro-metabolic schnitzel. Made with the one and only @sinacrisps 🧡🧡🧡 Coming soon to our cookbook with @interdep 🥩📖





Are you normal, or do you bring your own organic coconut oil potato chips to drinks with friends because you know you’ll get peckish after 3 Aperols, refuse to snack on industrial oils and carcinogens and also know nothing will taste as good as SINA? I care about what I eat so I can get another plastic surgery and feel morally superior about it, btw. This is called balance 🧘🏼♀️ @sinacrisps




Are you normal, or do you bring your own organic coconut oil potato chips to drinks with friends because you know you’ll get peckish after 3 Aperols, refuse to snack on industrial oils and carcinogens and also know nothing will taste as good as SINA? I care about what I eat so I can get another plastic surgery and feel morally superior about it, btw. This is called balance 🧘🏼♀️ @sinacrisps








