Paldean Pansy

this is real Filipino accent not the ones Fil-Ams exaggerate to make fun of fellow Filipinos

Wine is just wine to most Americans, and Grana Padano is as good as parmesan is as good as pecorino. But just see what happens when you say that Coke Zero is the same as Diet Coke. Like Robert Conquest said, everyone is an Italian about what they know best.

Me parece icónico que sea la primera vez que un fandom esté feliz por el flop de su artista. Charli icónica.

As the Philippines is the godchild of America this holds still water here.

This has to be a response to all the evil tech companies naming themselves after Tolkien references, right

As someone who was his classmate at San Beda Law (he only lasted a semester, for what it’s worth), I can attest that this is not how he used to speak or carry himself. May pagka-conyo siya dati. This new version is very interesting.

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

the animals Noah didn’t take on the arc:

26,617 trees to be cut. That’s a forest. Anyway this is what red mountain of Surigao del Sur looks like. Palawan’s future, I’m telling you. In other countries, the rehab monitoring agency is separate from the bureau of mines. Food for thought.

Pwede sana na ganito tayo kaso yun nabigyan ng franchise mas gusto pa mag grandstanding kesa sa magtrabaho. Walang balak mag produce, tlagang pinagkaperahan lang tayo.

Gay son supporters don’t realize that their gay son will also be a thot

Hindi kayo ililigtas ng mga idol niyo sa gitna ng sakuna. Kaya huwag maging panatiko.

she's so close to reversing brexit

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is a prime example of how something can be gothic without it being set in a European castle with bats and ghosts. This is “the old, dark house” trope, just inverted to reflect an 70s American aesthetic. Broad daylight, blazing sun, just as scary.

nursing to white women is what being a cop is to white men

Sobrang bobo ng mga senador ngayon nagmumukhang matino si Tulfo. 🫥💀

SALEX-PAREX-NALEX: Lulunurin talaga tayo ni Ramon Ang sa semento. Projects approved successively by Digong in 2022 Habang busy tayong lumalaban para sa kinabukasan ng bayan noon 2022, tahimik at tusong inaprubahan ni Digong ang tatlong projects ni Ramon Ang na SALEX, PAREX, at NALEX. Alam ko na kung bakit tayo nalusutan ng mga ito. All of these projects are covered not by new congressional franchises but by "supplemental toll operation agreements" based on the original franchise of PNCC from the Martial Law era decrees PD 1113 and PD 1894. PD 1894 allows the PNCC to build extensions, linkages, and diversions. The Supreme Court affirmed the continued existence of the franchise and a DOJ Opinion allows the PNCC the right to NOT BID OUT the projects. Ramon Ang has created a virtual monopoly on expressway construction based on its relationship with the PNCC. Parang hindi ito tama @HouseofRepsPH @senatePH @dojphofficial @CommOnAudit @CompetitionPH Hindi lang @DENROfficial ang kailangang managot!

“Pope Leo was a math major? I wonder what his encyclicals will be like” Like this

He converted to Islam to avoid bigamy. Pinag uuto lang naman kayo ng hoodlum na yan.

See. Another reason why we need a comprehensive anti-dynasty law. Si Imee dapat hindi naka upo as Senator kung yung kapatid nya ay presidente. Pwede rin the other way around. Tayo parati ang nadedehado kung yung magkapatid ang nag-aaway.