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@Dexerto Claude find me a toxic situationship with an evil twink or goth baddie. Make no mistakes

how do people eat those disgusting protein foods?

showing her how i drag the tickets on the kanban board from “in-progress” to “done”

@ItsMattsLaw my middle school bully from private school dropped out of mizzou, tried to become a twitch streamer, failed, and is now restarting college at 25. i’m not sure how someone fucks up that bad w that many advantages.

the bullies from high school are not pumping your gas

@helpwoodsy i used to teach children’s mma classes. was wearing a rashguard when a 10-year-old on her first day told me it looked like i was wearing my sister’s shirt.

Working with kids actually kinda being fulfilling

@poeticdweller waiting for an airline to offer a smoking patio as a part of their lounge to earn my loyalty

they should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is air france

@vickvinegarxx Quit this season when the dumpings stopped, now I’m on my fifth rewatch of Mad Men

Love island is over should I just rewatch game of thrones

@lifeisavibeway I feel like a lot of my cars & coffee friends are always afraid to street park their exotic cars, but I exclusively take my Aston Martin if I know I’m overnighting in a questionable parking situation. They’re usually too afraid to tow it.

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

@SELFIMMOLATI0N realistically, I’m just helping her cultivate a cig addiction instead

I need a woman to stay at my apartment for 4 days to help me quit nicotine DM

@dopamine273 Control. All. Variables.

ive taken the last 3 girls on dates to the exact same places and done the exact same things and im going to keep doing it

Doing drugs as a smart person because I can afford to lose the braincells

Sorry i actually can’t use condoms because of my neurodivergent sensory issues

a study of devotion

i know these apps are a detriment to society but they do provide great screenshots to send my friends when i want to hangout

Jules on that damn bike