Alternative World ☮️🌊

I will drink wine here or there, I will drink wine anywhere. And when 45 is no longer president, I'll find my liver very well spent...

@cockroachkisser Follow up....

Going To Hell Twitter: See you there. Bring snacks. 🖤💜🤣😈

@cockroachkisser I'd vote for you 😉

@singlestart20 Long story...I could never run for congress. 😇

Good Twitter: Coffee ☕️☕️☕️

I'm not an account that has much reach, but if this RT reaches anyone who has any connection to help please do so. Please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏

#TeamBeetle "...And Beetle was his name. I called him Alexander and he'd answer just the same..."

@muchado33 Oooft, out first 😭😭😭

Choose a stick man!

@Colonel_Myway Absofrickinlutely a 10 😻

He’s two weeks old and just got his first haircut. Jackson is my 6th grandchild and he's a 10...

@cockroachkisser You know you know but you don't KNOW KNOW, ya know? I'm completely serious 🥴

@singlestart20 It's weird when we see it in writing, right? Like "How did you KNOW."

Read This. Me too. All of us. Take a break before you need one. Then Keep Going. 💜💜💜

@UpBeatSkeletor 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I don’t know what to think about this. It’s almost April 1st so I can’t tell if it’s real or April fools. If it is real, I guess I can understand kinda as peanut sauce is a thing in some foods. Anyway… you know if it IS real and I see it in the store, I’ll buy it and try it 😅 BTW there was a s’mores cup noodle ramen once so this isn’t too crazy… 🤷🏼‍♂️

@RossKneeDeep You too ✌️🫶😁

I don't think I say this enough. Thank you for following me. I really appreciate it.

@slater57649 Oh ma gawd 😂😂😂😂

You’re stretching nanas good clothes

@cockroachkisser Waiting....

@singlestart20 On my way.....

3 more days until my job of 11 years ends...bring on the mimis and giffies from the crazy cucaracha! 😂😂😂💜💋🪳 #StrongerTogether #Epstein #epsteintrumppedocoverup

@slater57649 🥰

What a great comeback

@Colonel_Myway 🤭

My mood after I trigger a Stupid Selfish Racist MAGA

@8WithaTiara Me, every damn day...

So… What are all y’all wearing in the day TMZ breaks the BIG news?

@dark_horse247 🫂🫂🫂

I haven’t shared what Im about to say with many of you, but my biological father and biological mother divorced when I was just entering my teen years and honestly my father hasn’t reached out to me at all, and I’ve barely seen him maybe twice in over 25 years…. I wish he could experience the man I’ve become…. Tonight, it’s just a lot tougher than most… I wish he would be the father I wanted so badly… When he left us, honestly that’s when I needed him the most…. I know God is our father, but I’m struggling with this one tonight…. I don’t know how to feel sometimes you know? 🥺🙏🏾💙

@smc429 Happy Monday ☕ We're gonna need a stronger brace around here 💪

Happy Monday. ☕️

@redgreenbl35768 This seems the most logical 10⭐

It's Lent. I'm Christian. I want to forgive my brother for kidnapping me, raping, selling me to evil men, giving me permanent brain damage, grave bodily injury, and stealing every source of joy from my life... ... after he exhausts his final appeal and learns he's serving life.