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Just so you know, if you accidentally print your Twitter feed it is 63 pages of rubbish.

@its_muva 😂😂😂

@sinistermoon No I’m glad you know you’re not normal ma’am 😭✋🏾

Are runners normal people? Why are they running in the rain??

@Miss_Maharaj14 I'm glad you got it sorted! 😁🍪

@sinistermoon Lol. I did not want to buy a whole box of biscuit because I am going back tomorrow to CT. We stopped at the garage shop on our way to the hotel this evening. All they had was the mini pack of oreos. I bought that for tea tomorrow morning even though I am not really an Oreo fan

I've been in Joburg all week for work & I've not had a single biscuit with my tea or coffee this week. I feel like the life force is slowly draining away from me. The Indian in me is wilting away. I don't think I have ever gone this long without a biscuit with my tea or coffee😭

The people over there on LinkedIn are complaining about AI written CVs in a post clearly written by AI 😂

@Anele Actually it pairs perfectly with salad as it balances the richness.

Guys. Lasagna can handle things by itself. It needs no side dish. I remember in high school I was invited to a lasagna evening at a friends house and they served it with bread!!!!! And the bread had butter!!!!

I hardly ever dream. But the nightmares I've been having for the past week are next level. WTF

@BronyW Were basically social media grannies 👵 😂

@sinistermoon Oh wow. The fact that I know what that means just shows how long we’ve been around!

@sinistermoon It’s not just us.

@BronyW Yeah it's definitely changed. I'm not liking the new update at all. It's not this. It's that. To one more interesting fact hidden in the data that you might find interesting 😂 I'll need a full report on Claude later!

@sinistermoon 🤣 it’s changed. It really has. Or maybe it’s tired of analyzing my Strava day after day!

We’re separating 😕 The constant hiding of info & only revealing it to me after the fact is why. I don’t want to be told afterwards that there’s something more important I should know. If it matters, include it from the start. But ChatGPT won’t listen. So, hello Claude.

@MudrikaKavdia Or freelancers working in a different time zone 😉

If people go to the gym between 10:30-11:30am, they are either unemployed or financially well off.

@Amelia558rs 2

Help me, i can’t decide For my mom 🥰

ChatGPTs new update really fucked itself hey

If you know of a child — or an organisation supporting a child — who needs a wheelchair, please let them know they can get in touch with me. I’ve been contacted by an organisation that currently has several children’s wheelchairs available free of charge. These chairs are suitable for kids under 40kg who have some back control, as they are not designed for quadriplegic support and do not include full restraint straps.

@adamlipschitz Everyone is injured 😂

Is padel still a vibe? Mates of mine who used to play 3 times a week haven’t played in months ? ! Has it lost its touch ?

@collen_sambo2 There are people in running clubs who can run 100m is 11 seconds. There are many disciplines and races. If you run you're a runner.

If you don’t belong to any running club and have never ran a half marathon (21km) race before you can’t claim that you’re a runner. You’ve no clue of how running events are like and what really takes place there.

Craving something but I cannot figure out what it is 😒

@BronyW Good plant choice 😍

FYI: you can take a pot plant with you in an Uber.

@AdvoBarryRoux This is wild audacity because the camera system at this house is obvious AF 😂

This lady keeps stealing plants from pavement at 36Central road, Linden ext. If anyone knows her or knows where we can get hold of her kindly contact, Adli Bresler 0724584884