phobia 🖤🤍💜

what is happening 😶

not one bingo, turns out I'm average ✨

@sanss0leil I will gladly pay to *not* have that happen to me oh god

scenario b: you are offered free tickets to every show of your favorite band for the rest of your life but the tallest person in the room is guaranteed to stand directly in front of you

you are offered free tickets to every concert of your favorite band for the rest of your life but you must wear a banana suit each time you attend. do you take the deal?

@watchmewilt @HoldingAbsence I have work the next morning at 7am I don't think that one will happen for me 🫠

@sinkingkitchen @HoldingAbsence I'm going to the London one 👀

UK! We’re very excited to announce that we’ll be doing some pre-release listening parties for Modern Life Is Lonely, in just a few weeks! T!ckets go on sale first thing tomorrow morning, so don’t miss out! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و

@T4LKINGTOMY23LF nvm I can't read

@T4LKINGTOMY23LF American / English?

what languages are there that aren’t the same as a word meaning you’re from that country (eg french and french) not including things like spanish where many countries speak it iykwim

@HoldingAbsence oh man that's so soon already, not sure I can make that happen, but I'll try!!

even as someone who gets a very mild period, I just want to say: if there really is a 'creator', they're evil & misogynistic and not someone who I would want to worship

@magedmorsy @SKESTlNA @ShottyRants @Markk020 😂

@SKESTlNA @ShottyRants @sinkingkitchen @Markk020 Sick!! Evil!

Mocht je plannen hebben om een #ovfiets te huren in Amsterdam later vandaag: neem een doekje mee. Zadel zou wat plakkerig kunnen zijn….

@kjaypaw honestly one of the worst feelings tbh

ppl are dogging on this person as if it’s insane to feel a little bad that someone you considered a “best friend” does not see you in the same way. like i think that’s a normal emotional response

the autistic experience of realizing a friendship you cherished is just background noise in someone else’s very full social life

@magedmorsy @ShottyRants @Markk020 this is not even remotely the same scenario??? 😭

@ShottyRants @Markk020 Then anything would be normal for you? Like two perverts fucking in the middle of the street would be okay? In front of the families and kids?! Omg!!!

@ProBroFn @ShottyRants @Markk020 I think you might need a dictionary lmao

@sinkingkitchen @ShottyRants @Markk020 Yeah you're a pedo

@ProBroFn @ShottyRants @Markk020 okay true, men do seem to make everything sexual somehow even when they're not. but on the other hand they do that with their clothes on as well. might be best to keep them away in general :)

@ShottyRants @sinkingkitchen @Markk020 You are sick in the head and pedofilicif you think grown men can be naked outside Infront of kids and women

@suckrpunches does he think we get vacations?

7 per week?????? 9 periods a year?????????????????

@Lettuceman42069 @It_is_Verse_G @Ariafayeee and they're right

@sinkingkitchen @It_is_Verse_G @Ariafayeee That's great advice but I'm not worried about it, @It_is_Verse_G seems to think that "woman and man" are simply based on a perspective, not objective truth.

I asked this question twice and got 10k+ replies from women and the overwhelming majority said one of four things 1. “Who cares I’m in there to pee just like you” 2. “As long as you wash your hands” 3. “Would you pass me some toilet paper under the stall door if I ran out?” 4. “Of course, you wouldn’t be safe in the men’s bathroom” Men on the other hand felt the need to speak on behalf of women in these comments and overwhelmingly said NO… my question is who asked you? I asked women.

@ProBroFn @ShottyRants @Markk020 it might actually be a good thing for people to learn to see the naked body as something other than purely sexual :)

@sinkingkitchen @ShottyRants @Markk020 A bit gross? They are roaming around nude Infront of kids and women. This is a mentally illness and nothing to be proud of

@ShottyRants @Markk020 true, and I mean I am woke like that, but also I do think it's a bit gross to do this on a rental 😭

@Markk020 Haha who cares, just people having fun at what I assume to be an event

@Lettuceman42069 @It_is_Verse_G @Ariafayeee I mean, if you're unsure after using your eyes or checking for context clues, easiest way seems to be asking them?

@It_is_Verse_G @Ariafayeee I'm not a man, I'm very clearly a lettuce. How would you even know a woman if you saw one?