sh*r

its a woman’s job to have hyperspecific opinions about things she knows nothing about

i really think the way they design plane seats was taken from like an old guantanamo bay design or something

@TheRapeTunnel like at least 5’6”!

@sinvariably How tall?

i feel really tall today

for someone’s tony soprano cosplay

@DylanTop5 @chadhive i’ve had a more dramatic experience getting in a car accident

i love scheduling a meeting. scheduling a meeting is great. going to a meeting is a like being shot in the head

@TheRapeTunnel this is bullshit

This Website Sucks

@TheRapeTunnel 😭😭 its a PITTANCE of matcha!!!

i want matcha so bad right now but the place i like charges $7 dollars for like a thimble of drink

it’s one big Peter Thiel’s hot tub at 3 AM and you ain’t in it

@TheRapeTunnel im trying its hard

@sinvariably Become Heartless!

i’m doing a “having a heart and soul in the workplace” thing and its not working out

@DriverFrog i have way too many nostalgic memories of playing subspace emissary in middle school to cosign this

@sinvariably That was an excuse, he just knows Brawl is the worst smash

everybody hates shar

@DriverFrog i know you’re right but in my head i’m like oh but i’m normal so it’s possible

@sinvariably not in that field

can i work with someone fucking NORMAL for ONCE

the important thing to understand about watching the pitt is that it’s a show about how noah wyle thinks he should’ve been george clooney and how everyone else around him gets to make up for that

I’m not upset about The Pitt. I turned the first episode off after a few minutes because it was clear to me that all of the characters were actors and none of them had any business claiming they lived and worked in Pittsburgh