quin luxe

Reverse cowgirl so that we can watch Lord of the Rings and I can still point out to you when Aragorn kicks his boot and breaks his toe

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it's gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

drug before drink you'll pee in the sink..... drink before drug...... you're seeing the bug.....

I wish to make an official statement - I do not want to go to work tomorrow

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

and for my final act of love: a drunk text.

a man can never be out of ur league like…he’s a man…

Men be like “ I’d do anything for you ” and then do nothing

The kind you buy .. In a second hand store

is looking at sex toys while horny the equivalent of going to the supermarket hungry

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

Being a gf is temporary but being the hot ex is forever

@bromite_man @55pupper because I am!

@sinwithquin @55pupper why does this man look like a gay woman?!

pool party w the girlies! 😍🥰

@PunishedBones they sure are! 🐸

@sinwithquin woag hang on there are those frogs on yer knees????

I can't believe I used to like Dilly Bars. what a child I was

someone I went on one date with three years ago has started texting me out of the blue. I didn't respond because I'm not interested and we haven't spoken in THREE YEARS. and I've now received my fourth text from him. gotta say I respect the effort even if I'm still not interested

Is it cool if my buddy Contorted Filbert comes

Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" if it was good

No thoughts, just pure vibes and crow love 🐦‍⬛