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Gave $20 to a homeless spanish woman and she got down on her knees and was praising me in Spanish and my first instinct was to salute her and walk away I think I blew it

@GavinTM_ftw I plead the fifth

@siphoyt I mean, it can be THAT bad...

@franticcartoon @_heyitstoni_ SHIT IS TRASH. I quit Vegas and started using davinci ~ 6 months ago. Best decision of my life

@_heyitstoni_ I also know a bone head who uses that @siphoyt

🎬EDITORS🚨 Adobe Premiere Pro Or DaVinci Resolve

Watching food videos while you eat is like watching porn while you jack it

I’m so bad at this I do it all the time

Do those spiders that have hair always have hair or do they go through a little spider puberty and then grow hair

There’s only one reason I know how to spell “amateur”

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@KaineA63 Thank you ever so bloody much

2 years in a row @siphoyt

Amazon delivery saw my dumbass dying cat and said “woahh what is that?”

Wait a bakers dozen is 13? wtf going on man seriously

Hydration is overrated af I normally drink 1 glass of water a day but today I drank 14 bottles in 2 hours to test it and I feel the same except I’m now shivering and wasting half my day taking unnecessary pisses.

Apologize to Mr. Fuzzy right now.

@franticcartoon If you’re not good enough to win 75 games in a row just say that pal

Epic Games is NOT cracking down on these cheaters… The #1 player in the WORLD in 2s right now has won 73 matches in a row. The same goes with the top 3 players. It takes two seconds to see they aren’t legit, yet we aren’t banning them… why?

@dan05931 @franticcartoon @PsyonixStudios I’m not Jewish sorry

Imagine if the joysticks were hooked up to your areolas and you had to lactate to flip reset

@neutralBlu @franticcartoon STOP

@siphoyt @franticcartoon I saw the typo

Unc still got it 🙏 haven’t been ssl in a fat minute

@I_AM_WILDCAT Let’s go pal

I need more homies that game/record on thursdays and fridays. Content creator homies I am currently a free agent when it comes to gaming on those dates. Invite me pls.