Michael “Fluff” Cowan

@Gunther_Stahl First in line at every demo day

@sir_fluffinator You just know this guy is like an 18 handicap but spent $3k on new clubs each year

#SHRINK my local muni

@TheFlockDaddy wasn’t sure if #LANK had died or not

@sir_fluffinator Michael, please consider rephrasing lmk to #LANK it’s only appropriate. Abe

Can I make #bread off posting my toes on here? Just asking for a friend. #LMK

@riteredmcknight will do

@sir_fluffinator lmk when you find out!

First post to get some action. Apparently i’m big in the foot fetish scene now.

Ankle cleavage + Coors Light #saturday

@bryanbrian46 holy shit bud

Frocket dox 😎🤙💯 #burnerverse #lilylang

Buddy texted and said work sucks today. Replied with this.

What’s up with this “summer internship” thing I keep hearing my friends talk about?

This is for all you spidercucks. Embrace tradition. Study the blade.

Am I tourized #slotted ?

Should I dox my homeboy for Logo Larping #logo #larp

#Shrink my hometown part 2

@GregTboneWade2 puma draws. crazy work.

Absolute steamer this morning.

Can I lock in before the end of the semester? Yes I drive a Tacoma. Yes I have a bed camper.

Toes out Thursday for the Greatest sporting event. Peep the tan line

Just got passed by a Pike. Does this make me a pussy? I knew by his ΠKA sticker on his F-150. 

Home for Spring Break and found this absolute gem in the closet. #lank #southerntide

@CarolinaCloaked Bob Petit and Steve Largent

Mutual Monday 🫡 Comment a random NFL/NBA player 👇 Santana Moss and Nerlens Noel