sir jester

@ThomLangford @quentynblog @J4vv4D @krypt3ia @RANTEvents @BeckyPinkard

It’s that time of year where proof of life is verified. Looking forward to a full schedule at #bsidesldn2025

The hallway track is equally as enlightening as the talks at #BSidesLDN2024 with @DanRaywood @ThomLangford @Infosecjen @J4vv4D @infosecmo

The working title of this episode was “An eagle soars but a hawk tuars”. Totally wasted on these guys.

On route to #BSidesLDN2024 🙏

Gutted to be missing #BSidesLDN2023 for the first time since it started 🙏 Wishing all attendees a great time whether it’s your first or eleventh time attending. I’ve met many people over the years who have helped me both personally and professionally. Enjoy the day!

Happened upon this panel. About to see if @ThomLangford or @quentynblog have muted their phones

The #BsidesLDN2022 Rookie Track has been strong today. Great content all day long!

The first @BSidesLondon in April 2011 vs #BsidesLDN2022. You can see the influence @ThomLangford has had on us. Otherwise we haven’t aged a bit.

@J4vv4D @BSidesLondon @ThomLangford Lockdown was rough. We look like this today…

Hope everyone at @BSidesLondon has a great time today. Sadly I cannot make it, and I usually don't let @sirjester and @ThomLangford go unattended. If you see them playing up, please let the old one have a nap, and give the little one some Haribos.

Great turnout for a Saturday #BSidesLondon is bustling. How I hacked your billion-dollar company for forty-two bucks 👍

West London, south London, north London, east London

#bsideslondon And I get to see @ThomLangford in person to see how fluent he’s become since his virtual lessons in speaking Roadman #BSidesLDN2021

Transcript from my acceptance speech. You really should check out the @HostUnknownTV podcast if you haven’t. Sometimes it really is entertaining!

Pleasant surprise received in the post as a physical trophy for winning the Most Entertaining Content category at June’s European Cybersecurity Blogger Awards arrived. Spelt my name wrong but @HostUnknownTV will do 😏

Auto-tune has such negative connotations. I prefer to advertise the benefits that "pitch correction" brings to the table. It's just AI peer-review of a song 😀

@quentynblog My package is transparent too - you can even swallow it to save valuable hand luggage space! 😀

@quentynblog If you find someone and they're reliable, could you ask them if they could bring a small parcel back from Columbia for me? It can be RC car fuel or whatever they need to believe... 😏

@digininja @J4vv4D @ThomLangford @HostUnknownTV Day release for community re-integration, my sentence will be up soon so I need to make sure I don't get left behind, technologically speaking. In layman's terms, I can't become like Thom or else "Security Advocate" would be my only career path...

@sirjester @J4vv4D @ThomLangford @HostUnknownTV The audio on that video is a bit muffled, something go wrong with the recording? And did you get released for good behaviour, or they just got fed up of trying to keep you in?

"I thought you were in prison / dead / off Twitter for good?" No, just in video conference hell with @J4vv4D & @ThomLangford (via @HostUnknownTV of course). I'm on Zoom all day... youtu.be/zR7hBkX7Krg

The UK couldn't do any worse than this year...