Sir Kumference

While I can be a somewhat cynical bitch, I really love how much everything means to Simon. #SurvivorAU

I believe that’s the Billie Eilish Boomerangs, Mark. #SurvivorAU

Season 2 of Deadloch was just as fun as the first with the addition of humidity, crocs and a Hemsworth. As someone who was born in Tassie and now lives in the tropics, this show is basically me. Please give us another season, if only to guide the next stage of my life. I LOVE YOU

Ew, Faith and Keeley. You stand on the shoulders of ‘those two girls’ before you. Don’t bring them down. #SurvivorAU

Did not predict threatening people with the wrath of Simon would be a valid gameplay option this season but here we are. #SurvivorAU

Simon! Loyal member of your successful alliance or someone who is really, really pissed off with you. #SurvivorAU

Aisha’s out there to have fun and isn’t taking the game too seriously while returning players especially feel the gravity of the situation. It’s interesting to see them playing together. #SurvivorAU

Everyone’s so cocky that a loss would be entertaining either way, but I think it’s funnier if someone who throws a challenge goes home. #SurvivorAU

I would have been so excited for that peanut butter sandwich, the scroll would have been swallowed whole.#SurvivorAU

The single jelly bean being blue is the most evil thing of all. #SurvivorAU

No more Alliance names, I beg you. #SurvivorAU

Nice one, David. #SurvivorAU

I kinda want to see a fire making challenge with both people trying to throw it though, just whittling away their flint into oblivion. #SurvivorAU

Yes has his own theme music. Iconic. #SurvivorAU

I’m loving this challenge giving an opportunity for cross tribal gossip and strat. #SurvivorAU

We all know who’s the Beauty in this alliance. #SurvivorAU

It hurts me to say this but George Michael was wrong. You don’t gotta have Faith. #SurvivorAU

Don’s an expert in everything he hasn’t had the opportunity to do. #SurvivorAU

Just caught up and now I’m sad. Farewell, our little rascal. Me to everyone on the Bounty tribe + Caleb... #SurvivorAU

Ah Simon. Cat one week, lapdog the next. #SurvivorAU