Leo Fusco

Y‘all gone on Valentine‘s hikes and what-not, Philipp and I were in bed by 9 and I had a towel around my head because I washed my hair with vinegar to remove the product buildup resulting from all my jobs on movie sets. #ValentinesDay2023 #CoupleGoals #TrueLoveDay

Dear #screenwriters around the world, your „boiling hot summer nights“ are almost exclusively shot in winter. With sincere hatred, #actors and #extras

I have let my boyfriend convince me that I “cannot spend €60 ironically,“ and now I am left with no dress-to-impress for the dress-to-impress party that I have organised.

I have been looking for a movie to watch for forty-five minutes since I have put the chicken wings in the oven five minutes ago.

I hate it when I am googling “how long does it take to exsanguinate an adult male?” and my phone suddenly dies on me. #writerslife

nächste Spielzeit im Neuen Haus: "Die Netzwelt" von Jennifer Haley! #BEnetzwelt

I watched it at The Duke of York Theatre in February 2015 and I am taking my partner to see it here in Berlin this Saturday. I re-read the script today in preparation. @jenhaley1000 is one of the great writers of our time. Everyone in Berlin: DO. NOT. MISS THIS.

I am „I‘m getting a stomachache at the sole thought of a boozy brunch“ years old.

I can’t believe my stupid boyfriend is in quarantine and now I have to go to the supermarket like a PEASANT.

Hey screaming child next door, I do feel you but also I will strangle you.

Have you ever asked yourself, are you having a bad day, or are you having a bad life

GOOD MORNING ☀️☀️☀️☀️

Because we are not slaves to #heteronormativity, I was fixing some lamps in the house while my boyfriend went food shopping, and now we have no electricity and tonight we are having Döner.

@matthaig1 is the best #writer out there. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

I'm framing this.

„That doesn’t sound sustainable.“ „Our friend went on a four hours walk yesterday, to resolve her conflict. Nobody has four hours worth of plates.“

„I find it really bizarre and a bit ridiculous that you Germans go on walks together to handle conflicts.“ „Why, how do you handle conflicts in Italy?“ „We throw plates at each other!“

My boyfriend just sent me, a stand-up comedian, a link for improv. So now I have to break up with him.

People tell me I should not have such high expectations of others, but others have ridiculously high expectations of me, like for example every day I’m not supposed to kill anybody