sister richard

family guy is the only show where u arent allowed to skip the intro

anthony bourdain would hv loved to watch me eat these wings

@willijam4u @alec__olsen intuition baby. if u dont get the shake at portillos u r doing it WRONG

Portillo’s date w/ bae 🥰🤍

save me mcdicks breakfast

bro my bar regular just told me i was too old for video games stfu. arent u too old to not be in a nursing home smfh

@LRNROSE one time i was high af at some small club in college and there was like nobody there except my friends and staff passing around cheesecake samples

instead of a run club how about a cheesecake club. we just meet up and eat cheesecake together. what yall think

@SydGage32 i notice that shit to this day

the amount of people who have fake vans & don’t even know is wild

@bo_property CLEARLY

yoo wtf they serving at the sushi restaurant

i have been told on multiple occasions that i look like a tim burton character and im not really sure how im supposed to take it

its come to my attention that @Costco doesnt sell churros anymore… what the fuck

just found out totalwine carries spiked baja blasts. who trynna fuck some shit up

@audiohymn @WarbyParker fuck warby parker. they didnt tell me tht they didnt accept my insurance until AFTER the appointment

Hello @warbyparker can I finance my glasses? I have a very strong prescription and it makes my glasses very expensive. I only get paid in coins

how is it only thursday, should at least be friday afternoon

imagine this: 4 way stop, but its my turn to go. u go instead and cut me off. i lay on my horn. u flip me off. so im the idiot huh?

@xtinee this wordle looks really hard

Selecting my seat for challengers