sitzhase

she thinks it's real lol dumbass

@_sorrengailll saying no without being judged by the other person makes it a lot more enjoyable when u do want it

WOMAN TO WOMAN…… no judgement zone…..What did you learn the hard way about sex that you wish you knew earlier?

thursday pub meeting to gossip about the friendgroup SCHEDULLEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2026 is the year you become your most Chinese self. Leave everything that isn’t Chinese in 2025

no one said spoopy this halloween. no one said merry crysler this christmas. total millenial cultural defeat. im so happy.

@CuffsTheLegend strainer and cheese grater

Fellas, which WASHED Christmas gift did you get today that you were actually excited about?

i have to admit that i hate travelling 😵 being at the destination is great but getting all the stuff from point a to point b is so annoying

All quiet on the frontal lobe

You are sheltering romantic delusions in your subconscious are you not

spotify wrapped soon and i’ve been listening to bullshit all year

let's form structures with mamas

Waking up every day, saying “Something’s gotta change” then still doing everything the same

@PhoenixRedtail the second coming (modern version)

My stjupid chud son who keeps wiggling his schlongus on his face

this is the worst thing ive ever seen fr

no noise november. everyone shut up