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@JasonKander My friend and I were at a pub and our beer snack of choice was a fried veggie platter. Had many beers and more than one order of veggies. Next morning we called each other asking if everything was okay. Took us a bit to figure out that about half the veggies were beets 😅

Me: I think I need a colonoscopy. Diana: We’ve been eating beets. Me: Beets! Phew. Thank goodness. Election Day is stressful enough.

@JimIrsay Help me to earn the Father of the Year Award. Like others, we’ve struggled to find tickets.  My wife is from Indonesia and we have known Aji and Putri since before they opened Pawon, we love their Sate Kambing!  #ForTheShoe #SwiftieDream #ErasTour

TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️

@FirebirdBo @RBird101 @WildTurkey Sold out of the hats?

PSA! We are currently sold out of the #JimmyRussell anniversary bottle! Never fear! A new delivery is coming. Thank you all for the love of @WildTurkey & exceeding our own expectations! #Cheers to you! #KentuckyBourbon #Bourbon #BourbonHeritageMonth #BourbonTrail #VisitWildTurkey

@AngryBlackLady @PortiaNoir I'm rewatching with my daughter and I'd honestly forgotten how horny Amy was for the Doctor. It's more off putting the second time around. I did like Clara, but more her time with Capaldi than Smith.

@notspacytellman Yeah, I always have a drink after a shift at the bar, which I'm trying, unsuccessfully, to stop turning into more drinking when I get home. Good for you though, that's an awesome achievement.

@sjcrain79 I will only drink once possibly twice a week and in controlled situations. However, I occasionally go out and that’s when all hell breaks loose. Not drinking when I have the girls and not working around liquor often helps. I don’t like the beer I serve, that also helps lol

I have drastically cut down my drinking and only go out maybe twice a month at this point. It’s only fair that I quite literally run into my ex most times and contemplate life for days. Thank you Jesus. Love you girl

@AngryBlackLady I hated Matt Smith at first coming off of Tennant but warmed up to him through his run. Now I'm rewatching with my daughter and he's just brilliant start to finish.

Watch live: The final night of the Democratic National Convention twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@morecocoa @pdjeliclark I'm also hoping for more in the Master of Djinn setting 😂

@natronium99 @Timodc I want Kander to come out of retirement, but Pete's awesome.

@Timodc You're just for Pete because he's one of the best communicators

PS I’m for Pete and based on his college output as best as I can tell he was basically a dorm room communist so my advice to everyone is to not really worry too much about what VP contenders were saying between keggers

@JasonKander I'd be so behind a Harris/Kander ticket, but I know that's not your play anymore.

Thank you, President Biden. Madame Vice-President, let’s go make history!

@AngryBlackLady My two favorite younger men to run in the last couple of primaries were Pete and Jason Kander. Jason left politics, so he's definitely out. So yeah, go Pete.

@RBird101 Right, but fuck me it's like the third time in a row 😂

@RBird101 @WildTurkey Leopold Brothers have RFID tags in their toppers that will tell you if the bottle has been opened. This should be the standard for premium spirits.

Heads up! Empty bottles of Russell’s 15 are currently on eBay for $88 each. I’ve been saying this publicly for years (and I’m saying it again respectfully) but if @WildTurkey is going to charge ultra-premium prices for whiskey they need to do more to protect consumers from counterfeit. Something - anything other than a simple plastic seal you can buy on Amazon for pocket change. Please and thank you. @RussellsReserve @CampariAmerica

@notspacytellman And if they want to morality police it, they'll have to be a subscriber

People acting weird about me making an OF… did you not realize I was just posting nudes for free? Did you forget I was a dancer for like 4 years? Did you not realize that OF doesn’t have to be porn? Are you just a little insecure and too worried about other people? Lemme hustle

@RBird101 Shots fired 🦃

@indystar And, surprise, most of those tickets are already up for resale.

Demand for $25 concert tickets cripples Live Nation site as sale begins indystar.com/story/entertai…

@notspacytellman Any excuse to pound down a bucket of Coronas with lime.

White people love Cinco de Mayo a little too much.

@notspacytellman I wake up every day wondering *how* I'm still alive.

I wake up everyday and wonder why I’m alive. 👌

@AngryBlackLady I know this is a serious topic, but I cannot get "Roe, Roe, Roe your vote, gently down the stream" out of my head after seeing this.