Sarah Griffith

there’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold but only shooting stars break the mold

I'm too superstitious to say anything but it's obvious #who was paying attention during spring training and who wasnt

@jalex_819 plus Altuve plate discipline, are we cheating again?

10 pitch inning with two punchies for McCullers, what year is it

the crack of the bat sounds like a gun going off, gah damm

@tylercstafford not this font

Jose Altuve has five walks in his first 16 plate appearance of the season. Last year, Altuve did not draw his fifth walk until his 92nd plate appearance.

what a day to be a Japanese Houstonian 🙂‍↕️

being in LA and taking advantage of $2 mcdonald fries when the angels win, despite the fact that the aforementioned win came from my team's loss

unfortunately due to superstitious reasons, I will be tweeting this video Every Game

astros 2026 season

the houston astros have won a baseball game.

oh fuck here we go using up all of our offense on one game, now our bats are gonna be dead for the next week

OK NO MORE SCORING PLS I NEED THIS TO BE THE FINAL

big ask but if we could manage to come back and win this game by 1, I would be so fucking happy 😭

literally was about to tweet that we might need to trade Paredes AND Peña for some arms, and then.......

do the astros know they're allowed to hit HRs to the crawford boxes, too? that's not just a courtesy we extend to our visitors

Jorge fucking Soler man

Mike Trout contracted that Benjamin Button disease where he's starting to age backwards, good lord

Cristian Javier, he of a career 27.5 percent groundball rate, has gotten five outs on the ground through three innings. The two groundball double plays he's generated match his total in 2024 and 2025 combined.

guys I wasnt kidding

any inning where our pitch count is lower than theirs is a win in my book