Schalk de Beer
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Turning off the lights downstairs and then quickly running upstairs so no one kills you.@arras07
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if the lockscreen on your phone is a selfie of you, i'm judging you.@lerieze
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Those who become angry with one another over silly things are usually the one's who care about one another the most.@marra006
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They measured — My Height
They measured — My Weight
But they never measured — My HEART ❤
@Marra006
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When somebody that I don't like is talking to me. I automatically turn into the Honey Badger and don't give a shit.@bertRatel@luxiBeer69
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Boobs are like the sun. Okay to look at, but dangerous to stare at. But that's what sunglasses are for.@arras07
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@AlanHungover: We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname.. It sounds weird to even say their real name.@arras07 @Marra006
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@awkwardposts: Well, I'm off to club Bed. Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.
@arras07
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@lnspireFitness: Sweat is what happens when your fat is crying.@arras07
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Schalk de Beer retweetledi

#GreyRugby Results at George:
GREY COLLEGE 2nd XV (Cherries) 86 vs HOËRSKOOL HUGENOTE (Springs) 1st XV 5 Finals
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Schalk de Beer retweetledi

“@GreyKollege: #GreyRugby Results at George:
GREY COLLEGE 2nd XV (Cherries) 86 vs HOËRSKOOL HUGENOTE (Springs) 1st XV 5 Finals”
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Female viagra has been around for years... its called money...@arras07
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I’m not popular, but I have nice friends. I’m not rich but I have what I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m loved."@arras07
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"@Rude_Girls_: IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together."@Lerieze
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@ShitLiquorSays: Today's hangover is brought to you by vodka.@arras07
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