kels 🏒 (Slavic Papa Ilya Rozanov Truther)

Slavic dad Ilya is precious to me with his big loud cough and dressing gown coming downstairs and sighing all the time

@hollanovpseud Yeah if you wanna read the books please get off my fucking porch

@skipbint mine are mostly people being like "it's not like this in the books" and i'm like?????? okay??? this is a fanfiction

i appreciate people commenting on my fics but lowkey maybe stop 'correcting' my canon? have you considered: - it's fiction - i'm writing in show not book canon - i am allowed to change elements of canon to fit my fake stories - literally you can say anything else - be nice :)

ordering a grapefruit juice on a first date to flex that I’m (presently) not on any psychiatric medication (they can tell) (I will go back on them soon)

Side note I will always do in text author notes and I’m dying on that hill

Chapter 17! archiveofourown.org/works/78122231…

@troybarretts Correct

ilya rozanov getting passed around like a blunt by the ottawa centaurs

Looking forward to season 2 press: “Hi, I’m Hudson Williams, and this is my butt plug routine.”

@floridakiloz673 @actualcaprisun Thank you thank you thank you!

@skipbint @actualcaprisun LOVE YOU SO MUCH

(I am going to fix the dry humping fic drought on my own if it kills me)

Shane is Schrödinger Freak: he was just kidding, unless…? You’re down for that?

@shanehrozanov Link or else I’m gonna explode

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@beebimbop_ That was the last chapter I’m close though update tomorrow maybe maybe maybe maybe

@skipbint rookie mistakes update 👁👁

Possessive Praise Kink Ilya my Beloved

@HollanovTears Me

Okay FREAKS, I really want to start a group chat of people who have gotten laid because of heated rivarly so we can swap stories. Is this morally reprehensible? Probably.

@ganseyyiii thanks for letting me use your tweet to spread awareness

@skipbint ahh that totally makes sense. i just wasn’t sure if you could technically call it omegaverse if the characters in the fic aren’t omegas. ty for the info oomf!

i have a very silly question … are a/b/o and omegaverse interchangeable terms? or do they technically refer to different things in fics?

yellow lights 🔞 hollanov, 7k 4 times ilya's dental team clocks him for the intense blowjobs he gives shane and one time shane gets clocked instead. also, a canon progression of their oral sex over the years. archiveofourown.org/works/81683536

how do u guys envision luca haas because in my head he is just. macklin celebrini with glasses

@sleepycandybar archiveofourown.org/works/78122231/ my WIP

@skipbint link please…