froggy 🏒 isto4u

thank you for following me, however my content is mostly freaky sex fics (this is your warning)

@rainarthit high fiving the twins for convincing ilya to get in (never mind that hayden has also been stuck before)

hayden is keeping a video and is ready to use it any time ilya pisses him off 😌

@hudconova he’s squeezing himself in

@skipbint i can imagine the twins saying he’s too old and big to fit and ilya got offended and wanted to prove them wrong 😭🤣

unfortunately this did happen to ilya when they visited the pikes

@ilyayayas hes great with the kids! (he’s stuck in the car)

@skipbint Oh you know Shane hates (loves) that competitive spirit in him

@ilyayayas all fun and games until he’ll do anytning to impress the twins

@skipbint I 1000% believe this

@sanwritingsmaus THATS GENIUS

Firefighter Shane is called to get drunk Ilya out of this x.com/skipbint/statu…

@OttawaCentaurs_ @escaosotica !!

@skipbint WELL THEY MADE MY FUCKING NIGHT

Oh 🥹 lmfao thank you ao3 user escaosotica (and sorry for getting you horny on the bus)

@bethxhollanov humiliation ritual of being cut out i think

@skipbint Fuck you’re so right

ruby: dad come quick! ilya’s stuck in the car shane: oh no i told him not to get in

saw ‘beefing with my chick while im in jail’, could only think of Ilya Write a Prisoner Rozanov #freehim

@5IsEverything do you have an ao3 account? pick reversi as your skin!

@skipbint If only I could make it have a black background with white lettering instead.

not to be dramatic but this is maybe the best (and hottest) married shane and ilya i have read in weeks (breeding kink goes hard too) archiveofourown.org/works/89628221

@mdnghtsreader yeah come on RR

@skipbint need unrivaled neow so i can have more of them

married hollanov. yum

@hudconclave trust.

@skipbint UGH this absolute meal im saving this for later…

@_huddyconnie @violetrose1410 cosy smut with feelings trust this is BOOKMARKED

@skipbint @violetrose1410 Yum and sweet 🥲🥰

@_huddyconnie @violetrose1410 look what you did

@skipbint Holy fuck, i read this after seeing your tweet and my god

@ethereallukerh @violetrose1410 answer

@skipbint I'm hard in the texas roadhouse parking lot 🧍 free me

@lisavaughn2481 oh!!!!!!!!!!!!

@skipbint There’s no extra beds, we’ll have to cuddle.

I have come to a cottage.

@violetrose1410 EEEEEE SO DESERVED

Giggling and kicking my feet, thank you for sharing it