Mike B

@DustinNickerson Haters are a sign of success sir.

*professional comedian (who has performed comedy on television several times) tells joke in comedy club, crowd laughs and claps at joke told by said comedian in said comedy club Mark on Twitter: not funny 🥱

@snowlikejonn This play calling is booty

Check down on 4th & 4 you cannot fix this move on

@JosephRyanRies How’s that even get to you?

@NerdPyle @JosephRyanRies Quest change auditor, and probably 6 figures

@DhanyahkMSFT Great news. Now my org just needs large group support and we can migrate to cloud sync

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@RossTuckerNFL Ha! Arizona might win 3 games.

Yep, your team is definitely going 12-5 maybe 13-4

@SteveSyfuhs Not too bad lol, took some trial and error in test/dev but I think I got it figured out. I’ll find out tomorrow

@skippytx Was there much blood loss?

@SwiftOnSecurity Until the bills come in and then it's like our cloud costs are out of control

Nah we're lifting and shifting! 👏LIFT👏AND👏SHIFT👏

@DustinNickerson To paraphrase “The San Antonio riverwalk is like the world biggest rainforest cafe”

@skippytx Mike what was this joke?? Haha. I can’t remember

I do it for the fans y’all 🙏

@PatrickSvitek Can't wait to save like 200 dollars on my 7K property tax bill. Huge relief! I rather they keep it and use the money to pay teachers more.

.@GovAbbott to reporters just now: “$15 billion is a good start” for property tax relief. “I of course will be pushing for even more.” #txlege

@jeremymoskowitz Hmm. Probably not.

@skippytx I have a DOCSIS 3.0 with 24x8. Would the 32x8 really make a difference? Since the 8 is the upstream number anyway?

And people wonder why I have choppy Zoom and Teams.

@joshweinfuss He’d just go back to coaching college fb somewhere for 4-5+ mil a year.

I asked Kliff Kingsbury if he’s concerned about his job security after the Cardinals fell to 4-8 following Sunday’s loss to the Chargers: “I’m not,” he said.

@snowlikejonn Have to protect the beans

Entering red bean production

@GossiTheDog Don’t forget 3 new products also being named Defender for <something>

@JosephRyanRies Wow. I’ve never even heard of someone doing a full forest restore. How many have you seen?

@snowlikejonn It's been no secret he wants to Coach in Dallas

My man unnecessarily tryna build this up, Sean we knew you were going somewhere my brotha it’s legit ok

@roywoodjr Have to start a fresh one

When y'all move to a new place, do you pack your "Sauce Drawer"? Or do you start a fresh one at the new spot?

Serious question. When do nugget sauces expire? Never seen an expiration date on any of em. I feel like they gotta be good for at least 10-15 yrs right?