skippy “cum suck sum” hall

@PanicStrings Tuscaloosa used to be a proper country

@skipskip101 This saddens me

Just went to a bar in Tuscaloosa and asked for a slippery. She looked at me as if I was speaking another language

@AdmiralSabamoto Even worse grandstand

@skipskip101 Must’ve been sideline

Why do black people treat prom like it’s some big accomplishment??!!!

Sitting in my empty college room wondering where all the time went #kms

Gonna start stealing kids at stores to start teaching these parents a lesson because why tf is little Jimmy wandering around #tspmo

Imagine how easy it’d be to steal this fucker #intrusivethought

Just went on a date with a bama sig ep and he made me pay for it. #womeninmalefields

This is what life is about

You think if I ask him for a bump he got me

Cried leaving innis tonight #whatthefuck

Had to grab a condom out from under my roommates bed so her mom didn’t see. What has my life come to

My patient bought me Chick-fil-A for lunch. I am no longer just a healthcare provider. I am a god

My dealer texted me wyd last night I’ve hit an all time low

So upset to go to work today then I realized I get paid to watch reels

My hardest goodbye will be innis and the booth

Sometimes I feel like I be posting bangers and get no views. Whaddup with dat

How many hints do I gotta drop before this bitch gets it???

Wyd if you get this text #nuke

Day 14 of being a post grad degenerate who peaked in college