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BREAKING NEWS: Warner Bros. Discovery acquires Gas Station TV, transitioning all HBO Max Originals into Gas Pump Exclusives

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@bghorror What's your favorite Adam Driver performance and why is it the Kylo Ren Undercover Boss SNL skit? #askbgh

@bghorror The day is bright and clear, save for a few white, fluffy clouds in the distance. It's warm but there's a cooling breeze coming off the water. The humidity is a comfortable 40%. You recline in the shade. Now describe to me your perfect Summer cocktail. #askbgh

Happy birthday, USA... #4thofJuly

@agirlfrommars Let's get this man on Hot Ones, at least we could see him get asked something he hasn't already answered 10,000 times before Da Bomb puts him in cardiac arrest

please let the peepaw rest stop asking him questions

Tonight-me is very disappointed in two-weeks-ago-me for not taking tomorrow off of work.

I sure am glad the biggest dipshit in the world got to appoint one third of these fuckwits. It's working out great, good job everyone. #SupremeCourt

We're number one! We're number one!

@bghorror I'm really looking forward to the new Indiana Jones and saying that I'm hyped for the new Chris Nolan joint would be a huge understatement. Are there any upcoming movies, summer blockbuster or otherwise, that you're excited for? #askbgh

@bghorror What are you afraid of? Heights and tornados freak me out so I guess my greatest fear is skydiving into a twister. #askbgh

@bghorror Tuesdays are for trash. Thursdays are for yard work. Sundays are for groceries then washing the sheets & towels. Just curious if anyone else has a weekly housework routine or if I've just turned into a suburbanite robot. #askbgh

At the theater to see Fast X. Taking a shot anytime a character drinks a Corona or says "family", can someone call ahead to the hospital and reserve me a bed? Thanks. #FastX

@bghorror Does Casey ever feel left out over Eric's unrequited love affair with Jon? #askbgh

Waiting for the Trump shitshow to kick off today

Which Stallone series is best?

@TheKazooHero Oh my.

A promotional photo of Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan for Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's GRINDHOUSE (2007).

@scottEmovienerd Have you seen The Apple?

@marywasitscary This is a top tier memory.

@bghorror Hopefully none were as bad as this movie, but does anyone have any vacation horror stories? #askbgh