Ben

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

Synonyms for browsing my transaction history

Maccing on dem Donald’s @SquaredFive

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

How the AWP looks at me when I have exactly $4750

Are knees the elbows of the legs #elbowgate

How did Elmo do?

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

They banned chilling

I will NOT be eating tacos today just because it's a Tuesday. Alpha males eat what they want, when they want.

@SquaredFive Huh

@sktinks You know I can't like it a second time

huh

Connor needs to be cancelled for his accent on display tonight

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.