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@skullthtsonfire

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really humbled by being the guy on the E train in the afternoon with a bunch of luggage for once
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After months of trying to decipher if it was some kind of Bart Simpson style phone call prank I am finally ready to ask, who is Tate McRae?
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One of the worst types of person is a really rich guy who cares a lot about Pokémon
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Obama voice: uhh Michelle can I see you naked..uhhh even though I love how you dress
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For me “Ambient Americana” is a phrase that is better suited to describe a certain strain of late 90’s/early 20’s adult oriented animated series like Baby Blues, early seasons of Family Guy, and Dilbert than is is to describe a genre of music
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After years of treatment I am sad to report that my bones have degenerated to a point that even the driest of substance can not prevent how wet and soggy my bones are, doctors developed a new kind of towel to keep my bones from being so wet and they couldn’t even stand a chance
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Well guys, i got bad news. I just got back from the doctor, he said he's never seen bones as soggy as mine. Then he called a nurse & the receptionist into the office and kicked my wobbly brittle ass to the ground and told me to crawl home.

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Fighting every instinct in my body to reveal myself as a guy who listens to trueanon because I am secretly in love with Liz
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Scientists need to be working on a way to get the toothpaste back in the tube
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Last night I took 2 Benadryl and fell asleep to YouTube videos with titles like “5 unsolved dark web murderers” which gave me access to the “dark realm” a land of unspeakable horror of which I am unsure I ever escaped
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They put knockdown center in the “Little Eraserhead” neighborhood of maspeth
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Long Island high school sweethearts named Beth Page and Ron Konkoma
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Gonna tweet out my seat number for the 11 pm showing of one battle after another in vistavision in case anyone wants to show up at the theatre and kill me
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