Simon Kurt Unsworth

This is my brain on coffee and editing...

RETWEET if you stand with the Obamas against Trump’s racist attacks!

@losergfff None!

how many pounds should I lose?

@kimlittledwarf Hi

good mood, just say "hi" and it's clothes off in your dms

@EmilySm43 Hello!

@mhdksafa Hello

@itsmommymaster You look great! Fuck everyone who says otherwise!!

This is the first time I’ve felt confident enough to post my body. I’ve always felt ugly and disgusting no matter my weight. Thank yall for being so kind to me. 🥰

TERROR TALES OF CHAOS, new anthology packed with new #horror fiction inspired by monstrous mythology and fearsome folklore. Launches this Saturday at @WorldFantasy25 in #Brighton. Includes brand new stories from, among others, @davidmbarnett and @skunsworth. Also on Amazon.

@Maga_Trigger 10

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you believe this was staged?

@femalebodybuil6 Yep

Yes or No?

@femalebodybuil6 I think, ‘What a twat that man must be’

What's your first thought when you see this?

@2ndaryProtocol @Crockett1120

Drop some TEETH 😁 🖤 🦷

@AmendaArtist Yes

@reece_dinsdale Shame because that was stonking hair!!

@skunsworth It was a wig, by the way. 😄

@reece_dinsdale just watching Fearnot from the Storyteller and there you are ! I’d forgotten you were in this! My wife knows you from somewhere…

Purchase the "Devil's Detective" audiobook by 8/14 and save 50%! @skunsworth, and @skunsworth audiobooks.com/promotions/pro…

@Laurenrbrown95 Done 7 short story collection and happy to talk if you like?

@CountDraculaDB Impossible choice.

Who played Jerry Dandridge the best?

@Mofoman360 She was a fucking awful human and a shit prime minister. She created the modern Tory party and look how fucking great they are.

Was Margaret Thatcher a great Prime Minister Yes or No?

@sirDukeDevin Fuck yes

Do you?

@RetroMoviesDB Sipowicz

Drop someone from law enforcement... I'll Start: Murphy.