Call me Daddy Sky ❄️

You can't fully grasp the *thinking outside the box concept* if you haven't fully utilized the full potential of *INSIDE THE BOX*

Switzerland

THE BUBBLES COMING FROM HER BUBBLE OUTFIT??? OH SHE WON OMFG😭😭😭 #metgala

Remember when studios actually tried original superhero movies with real potential?

A Nigerian living in another country talking about it's "poverty rate" is going to forever remain funny to me. 😂

@tmstringz @avipat_ I don’t even know! Like I don’t know what they do

@avipat_ @sky_jfk What's Kled about?

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

MY MAN HAD THE BOTTLE READY FFS 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5 years ago Deloitte Nigeria started the cybersecurity academy to train and keep their own cyber talents. People with zero experience were trained for over 2 years and sent to the field to work with top clients and that is how I got into cybersecurity. You can’t stumble talents.

I’ll never forget downloading an advance copy of harry potter book 5 from limewire and getting to the part where Snape gets knocked up by Sirius and thinking “hmmm, this can’t be right”

habis naik gedung tertinggi se-indo vibesnya kek negara maju

There’s no city in Nigeria with this type of skyline at night.

"Are you seeing the irony yet or I should wait small" Adond!e💔😭😭😭

The fact that they could convince their mom to shoot the video is amazing..😅

The things we have gotten desensitized to are worrisome; teen girl rightfully calls out the rot in her school, her school suspends her, good Samaritans step in with a full scholarship, her school then decides to arrest her. Do y’all realize how crazy this is? Is this a movie?

Here is Jackie explaining how he stages a group fight. This dvd taught me so much about filmmaking I spliced together two cuts of Jackie Chan: My Stunts - the SD version that contains from the OG cut and the HD criterion re-edit with better video but fewer copyrighted clips.

Something like this...

We've paid out tens of thousands of dollars to this community via a job sector that was completely and entirely non-existent until I came along. Not to mention, Kled is still available in EVERY OTHER part of Africa, it is just Nigeria that has caused this fraud. If I was racist I would have banned it everywhere. Pipe down. I'm one of the most pro African culture people you will find on Twitter. We could have removed the app from Nigeria in the first 5 days, we caught this fraud within 24 hours of launch, but decided to let it run for 4 entire months until it became literally unsustainable as a business.

Nahhh the wink got it 🤣 lil man understood the assignment. Charm on a thousand trillion

Pepsi finally fulfilled their promise and brought me 10 packs of Pepsi. Thank you so so much, I truly appreciate it @Pepsi_Naija . I’m honestly very grateful for this. Pepsi to the world 🥤💙❤️

cada membro da família ficou responsável por tirar fotos focadas em uma cor e esse foi o resultado