Kenny Chonofsky

My whole life MATTERS baby

@PushaTevo @ian_heyting @svika25 @bradley23tiff @Serenitee_Sam I’m not flying with that shit 😂🤣

@skychono127 @ian_heyting @svika25 @bradley23tiff @Serenitee_Sam A birth certificate and baby photos with time stamps and location of the hospital

POV: You thought the “Under 2” free flight rule was a suggestion. ​Watching this airline supervisor stand her ground is oddly satisfying. If you can’t prove the age, you pay the fare. Period. The way she handled the "call the hospital" bluff? Professionalism at its peak. ​Southwest really said: “Receipts or a seat."

@ian_heyting @svika25 @bradley23tiff @Serenitee_Sam What id does my almost 3 year old have?

@svika25 @bradley23tiff @Serenitee_Sam That's surprising to me. Maybe it's a Canadian vs. US thing, or maybe I'm just completely out of touch here.

@Corsair_Cowboy lol same thing

Dawg for a solid minute they were talking about Small Soldiers and had me confused as fuck trying to remember where this scene was in that LMAO.

@DChambers1911 @officer_Lew Relax horny

@JRobFromMN Why would you get a permit for this? Inside the house no permit fuck it outside the house no permit

Minnesota is so retarded We give hundreds of Billions of dollars to daycares and autism centers and they don’t verify they are an actual business or have kids or clients there Meanwhile, I’m getting my kitchen remodeled. My licensed and insured contractor had to get a permit to unhook and rehook my sink Then we had to have a city inspector verify the work The Government literally does more auditing on a citizen installing a sink than they do to verify that learing centers getting Millions actually have kids there

@HusKerrs It goes by too quick it’s no joke when you hear that

Calling on all dads: Ali and I are about 3 weeks out from the birth of our first baby boy! Give me your #1 piece of advice for a new dad.

@Dannyjokes Are you making fun of my condition? Yeah don’t blame you it’s shitty lol 🤣 honestly though 😮‍💨

Hey why is the CN Tower purple? Is it for The Raptors? No actually it’s to recognize people that can’t stop shitting.

@InTheAlleyPod @PHLYY444 @Fan99Philly @JackFritzWIP I know you didn’t write this LOL

@PHLYY444 @Fan99Philly @JackFritzWIP Go cry in the corner loser. Can’t take the heat the fuck out of the kitchen.

It’s 3 fucking games @JackFritzWIP, shut up

@jemelehill @badlandzking_ Are you fucking retarded

Notice how really rich people keep encouraging people to go into trades, but none of them would want that for their own children. There’s nothing wrong with trades, but what they’re really trying to do is create a nation of service workers and laborers. People who remain in service to them. They want a much wider wealth gap than there is now. That’s why suddenly they are so anti-college and are trying to break the university system.

@RedWaveCrewHP Like my wife wrong , dead wrong still arguing and carrying on like he’s right lmao

POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.

@PHLSportsPain @Joe_Marchione Actually I believe that not to be true @SportsRadioWIP had him on last week and he said they somehow were something about grandfathers or something

@Joe_Marchione Unfortunately no because that would be incredible

Awesome

@JackFritzWIP @PHLSportsPain Gotta be down bad to really appreciate the good in life!

@PHLSportsPain Hahah just heard. It’s not normal but like I don’t know it just is what it is.

Kenny shouted out @JackFritzWIP You listening Jack? lol

@idk_poor Proud 80%er here!

10% of beard guys would be utter chads if they shaved 10% of beard guys would stay the same 80% of beard guys are fat retards like this

@PHLSportsPain @TMacPhils It’s honestly the only thing I care about #bringbackonions

Tom - I don’t know how you deal with some of these people on this app. lol You and the team are the best PxP team in the MLB, hands down. Keep up the great work, and please let my friend @skychono127 know if you hear anything about them bringing the onions back to the condiment bar…🤣🤣🤣

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@theamelia__ 🤷‍♂️

@SpikeEskin @JackFritzWIP @Ike58Reese @IPrevailBand blank space by T swift for best cover! @SportsRadioWIP

@PHLSportsPain no soup for you guy lmao

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yo Chauncey…hajajhahahaahahaa

@patjone48793522 @phillyshill @VikesCentral I’m saying once we saw the evidence it was clear cut so I should have been a tad more clear

@skychono127 @phillyshill @VikesCentral Pretty sure there was alotta doubt haha super slomo from the perfect angle was needed to confirm he barely broke the plane…..unless you are just trolling lol

Not a catch. Didn’t have possession to the ground through the catch.

@phillyshill @VikesCentral This was a no doubter of a TD

@VikesCentral that’s not a catch but this is a touchdown??

@ConnorThomas975 Yup he gone and rightfully so it’s time! Thanks Connor appreciate the tweet

@skychono127 Asked about Nick Castellanos’ frustrations and if another year for him in Philly would work “we’ll see”. Also called Castellanos’ perceived frustrations with Thomson accurate

After what Dave Dombrowski just said about Nick Castellanos, I’d be shocked if he’s back with the Phillies next year.