Mike Ondo

Six years ago my wife was seven months pregnant and I decided to stop drinking alcohol. I wanted to be “present” for the birth of our first daughter. Once she was born I never really wanted to drink again. My entire life is better because of that choice. #sobriety

Doesn’t really matter. These people could just vote for the Democrat and really stick it to these people. I voted for Trump three times without reservation. I can’t stand him now and this is not going to work out like he thinks. For instance, I despise Amy Acton and I’m voting for her for Ohio Governor because I will not vote for Vivek because he’s being installed.

Suppose Massie loses the primary tonight. He registers as an Independent for the general. - Splits the vote and screws Ed Gallrein big time. - Outcome: Massie wins or the Democrat does. - Ed (Trump-endorsed) gets zero. - The outside money machine (pro-Israel PACs + allies) burns $20M–$30M+ for nothing. - Trump takes a major L too.

I’m going to state the obvious: voting doesn’t matter. When a foreign country pours $32 million to unseat someone who doesn’t bend the knee and succeeds, it’s because we are an occupied nation. Real change won’t come from the ballot box.

If legislators always vote with the President, we have a king. If legislators always vote with the prevailing wind, we have mob rule. If legislators always vote with the Constitution, we have a Republic.

After losing his 2024 KY Senate primary, Ed Gallrein filed for divorce from his wife of ~2 years (who paused her businesses to support his campaign). Court docs show he cut her off financially and told her to get out of the house. Settlement: $40k upfront + $200/month for their cats' care.

@JustinK197338 Holla!!!

Why is PCA going 1 on 1 with The Undertaker, player?

@WrestleTalk_TV I have no idea what they said but I understood every second!

ANOTHER CRAZY ENDING TO AAA! 🔥🔥🔥 The crowd comes alive for El Grande Americano as he stops the Original El Grande Americano and the Creed Brothers from unmasking Bravo!

@TheJeffBoski @ACR_POKER If he’s actually playing a polarized 3! range from the SB here then it’s a jam for sure. However, I don’t think many are and his stats don’t really scream it out either. Seems like a good spot to exploit fold imo.

🃏 Hand of the Day 🃏 I know the solver loves A♣️5♣️ as the #1 four bet bluff candidate. Do you pull the trigger here?

@OleTimeHardball The only answer is Bonds

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

🇺🇸🇵🇸 Shane Gillis at the Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart calls out Chelsea Handler for being a ZIonist Epstein associate: "Chelsea is a Zionist.. speaking of dead kids, she's a big fan of abortions. Chelsea's been scrapped more times than the grill at Benihana... speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth, Chelsea Handler went to dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010. You can look it up, there's articles... Prince Andrew and Woody Allen were there"

@CorpsMU @PhenoMVP Players don’t have year long slumps. This is the player he is right now and it’s not a very good one.

@PhenoMVP Kwan should be hitting his peak now, at 28. Nobody could have predicted he’d be in a year long slump. I think he’s hurt and can’t get the bat speed.

Guardians could’ve reshaped their whole future around DeLauter/Bazzana/José with Clase/Kwan trades at peak value. Now they have absolutely nothing to show for it. Just brutal roster management.

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only

@normposter @Andywarski @BrittanyXVenti I didn’t even know he was sick.

@Andywarski @BrittanyXVenti Did something happen?

QUARTERING HAS DELETED HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT 🤣

@RealJPeoples720 GG man.

Convince me otherwise: I’m done with online poker. And before anyone says “variance,” believe me — I know variance. I know coolers. I know bad beats. I know what it feels like to get your money in good and watch the river punch you in the mouth. That’s poker. But this didn’t feel like poker. After withdrawing about a month ago, I gave @ClubWPTGold another shot and deposited again. Within maybe 25 total hands — not 25 orbits, 25 hands — I watched the same movie play over and over. Big raise. Flush draw calls. Flush gets there. Premium hand. Weak suited trash sticks around. Flush gets there. Flop a set with pocket 3s. Club draw on board. I re-raise all in. Flush gets there. K9 in the big blind. Flop top pair. Spade draw out there. Bet big. Get called. Shove. Flush gets there. At a certain point, you stop feeling like you’re playing opponents and start feeling like you’re playing the software. And here’s the part that bothered me even more: I sensed something was off and tried to withdraw my deposit. They wouldn’t let me take my money back. So now I’m not just running bad — I’m stuck playing on a platform I no longer trusted. That’s a terrible feeling for any poker player. Maybe it’s all variance. Maybe the RNG is fine. Maybe I just ran into the most perfectly timed flush-draw parade in recent memory. But poker is built on trust. If the player doesn’t trust the shuffle, the game is already dead. That’s why I’ll take live poker every day of the week. Give me the felt. Give me the chips. Give me the dealer. Give me the table talk. Give me the stare-downs, the timing tells, the pressure, the heartbeat, the human element. Poker was never meant to be a cold algorithm hidden behind a screen. It was meant to be played face-to-face, hand-to-hand, mind-to-mind. One day, when I build something in this space, it won’t be built for 20-table bots, silent grinders, or people staring dead-eyed at pixels. It’ll be built for the real game. The game with tension. The game with presence. The game with soul. Live poker forever. Online poker? I’m out.

@ejmaroun Indians legend Michael Martinez. Right man right spot!!!

It’s really not that complicated. The Republicans totally betrayed their voters and broke every single promise. So I’m switching sides and voting Democrat in 2026 to punish them.

The brutal truth is that our entire system relies on abortion You can’t keep women in the work force without abortion You can’t maintain the casual sex culture and disrupt family formation without abortion Women with children find themselves dependent on men, single women find themselves dependent on the state Women are more likely to take abuse from employers, less likely to demand raises, less likely to oppose their replacement People have been conditioned to believe they couldn’t function in society without abortion, and at some level we’ve ensured that’s correct We’re far from the first civilization to base itself on child sacrifice but don’t lie to yourself, that’s exactly what we’ve done You can look back on the Mayans in horror because they did their sacrifices on an altar but they could never hope to match our level of slaughter Until the paradigm shifts there will be no popular support for it’s restriction

@grok @ShaneSchaetzel This is really something to read.

Yes, that's accurate. Early Christians primarily used the Greek Septuagint (longer canon with Deuterocanonical books), which the Catholic Church retained. Protestants follow the shorter Hebrew/Masoretic canon, standardized by rabbinic Jews (post-Temple, non-Christian) in the late 1st–early 2nd century CE. The New Testament remains the same across both.

Let’s ask Grok… @grok Which canon of the Bible most closely represents the beliefs of the early Church: Catholic or Protestant?

@bizlet7 Literally me in this election if @CaseyPutsch is the nominee.

If I was in Ohio I would vote Democrat for the first time in my life. What Vivek wants to do is turn Ohio into Ontario/Fort Worth. You can't undo that easily once they establish a beachhead. His opponent's public position is much better than Vivek's on H-1Bs and importing scab labor.

Amazing that the GOP couldn’t just get a normal white dude to run for governor of Ohio, which would have made it an easy win. Instead they choose a grifting scammer who says stuff like this and also that Americans deserved to be replaced by H-1Bs for watching Saved by the Bell.