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The Homie, Claimer of Ass
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The Homie, Claimer of Ass
@slacker_supreme
we've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see. At least I didn't pay for a checkmark like some of these lame asses.
Katılım Temmuz 2013
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@InfamousTwigz There was a Jamaican dude on our ship that went to the Banque in full cowboy dress, chaps, hat and all.
Called that mf out so quick at the bar and back on the ship lmao. Fucking hilarious
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If you ever want to see cowboy larping in real life, go to any bar close to the Navy base in Norfolk, Virginia 😂
Royce Lopez@hippojuicefilm
This is the most cringe and gay cowboy larping I have ever seen. It makes Brokeback Mountain seem like Tombstone in comparison.
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@MYTHALLICA Is your Pikachu holding a light Orb by any chance? Cause that would be so dope if it was lmao.
Either way, I dig the team comp. Looks great
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I need y’all to understand that some players just do not play the game the way you believe it should be played or the way YOU play it. Some of you like to set up moves strategically andI can respect that. However me personally, I prioritize speed and attack. My goal is to obliterate the Pokémon on the first hit and move onto the next Pokémon. You do you and I will do me. Period.
Gay Mon-Fri. Straight on Wknds@MYTHALLICA
The way I’m about to curb stomp the Elite Four
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@ruggyscruggy That's really mf cool. You learn something new everyday. Much appreciated 🤟
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@slacker_supreme i went thru diglett cave, used cut in pewter city and got the old amber, went back thru diglett cave and then to cerulean to access rock tunnel, went west to celadon, beat the team rocket hideout, got the poke flute in the tower, accessed fuschia city, found surf, and beat koga
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i really love seeing everybody call me a hacker or a liar for having an aerodactyl despite only having 4 gym badges lol
its one of the things i love so much about kanto, it’s so open ended that some people don’t realize just How open ended it really can be
edith SAW TWICE !!!! 🏳️⚧️👹🏳️⚧️@ruggyscruggy
rate the fire red team (im only 4 badges in)
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@ruggyscruggy Legit question, what did you do to get it? It's been almost 16 years since I've played FRLG
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@90sPKMN I'll never forget seeing the time and scene changing the day I first played it. No guidebook, no internet. Just finding different mons everywhere.
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@Nikkitavia Imagine if D2 had this mentality. Crazy.
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Retweet to scare an arc raiders fan

Marathon@MarathonTheGame
We’re investing in networking and security for Marathon: 🖥️Dedicated servers 🤖Server-side authority over key actions to reduce exploits 😶🌫️Fog of War to limit wall hacks and loot revealers ⛓️💥Disconnect recovery 🛑No second chances Learn more: bung.ie/4rZEoEe
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@QuentinB99 @PaulTassi Yeah. They'd rather type out
"OmG bUnGiE!!!🔥❤️🔥😭😊"
And try to act hopeful. The game has been falling apart since the end of TFS.
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@PaulTassi Ppl called this out before edge of fate too but the streamers ofc didn’t wanna listen
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When the dust settles, I think The Portal will be the culprit for essentially this entire calamity, outside of the natural post-TFS dropoff, which was expected
- Entire modifier/power delta system unfun
- Power grind was awful and had to be severely nerfed before it was effectively killed, but not before it turned so many people off from the new era of the game during the first months
- Tier 5 loot is now broken as it's power creep incarnate and the only tier to chase, but now has to be doubled down on through RAD expansion
- The Portal itself is now close to dead between seasonal expansion farming and the Vanguard Ops playlist proving it shouldn't have even been there in the first place
But The Portal is too merged into the core DNA of Destiny to extract now, because all these systems were built around it. This is why there have to be "big updates" that include spreading Tier loot to places it always should have been. Now we have messes like the ability to infuse crafted adept variants with tier 5 type perks and enhancements and oh god what's happening.
I thought one of the big reasons for such a lengthy delay (June!) would be to start to reshape this core into something else. Instead, it's just creep tumoring out the system further, where it still won't be compelling. Layer than on top of probably 30% of the amount of actual new content the game needs in a given year, and man, things are going to get real dark real fast

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@rawsalerts That just seems like a massive violation of the 1st amendment. You know
The one they always abuse publicly and on their newscasts. Broadcasts from courtrooms and the such.
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🚨#BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security has sent legal requests to Google, Reddit, Meta, and Discord for the names, email addresses, telephone numbers, and identifying data of accounts that track and criticize ICE
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@t4rv0r @genericpatriot @Helldivers_NOW It's a magical thing to see. The urge to spread democracy manifests right in front of you.
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@slacker_supreme @genericpatriot @Helldivers_NOW I remember someone gifting me one emancipator on my 2nd ever drop.
Good times.
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@genericpatriot @Helldivers_NOW That's why I call in fun/effective stuff for my teammates when it's off cooldown.
Just gave a Maxigun and a few Levellers to a low level bot mission
It was beautiful.
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@_FMradio_ @Med1_D1v3r Plus, it usually always has a generous amount of samples to grab as well. A bit of everything. It's nice.
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@slacker_supreme @Med1_D1v3r D7-8 is a solid compromise between the challenge of d10 and ease of lower difficulties imo, I agree
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@_FMradio_ @Med1_D1v3r But I agree with you. If you're not super experienced, or have enough stratagems unlocked to be battle effective, then there's nothing wrong with playing lower level diff. Idk about you, but my comfort level is Diff 7. Progress is progress, not matter what level.
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@slacker_supreme @Med1_D1v3r I can support that, anything to prevent not so intelligent people from throwing the mo is needed
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@_FMradio_ @Med1_D1v3r Make it level 60.
Cause I'm 68 and have little issue with Super Helldives. Me and my crew regularly run them with averaging 4-7 deaths at max.
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@Med1_D1v3r The fact level 20’s keep joining my super helldives is indicative the issue is new players unfamiliar with the difficulty scale. Level 100 should be a requirement to drop d6+ lets be real
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@instamixcoffee I'm legitimately asking why people are upset about 700 bright dust. But go off on the personal insults 😂
Pathetic ass mfs can't even be bothered to play the game for an hours worth of currency.
Just say you suck at the game instead.
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@slacker_supreme "are you retarded" was what i was going to type out originally and then i saw not only the extremely unfunny reddit name you have but your face and the question answered itself.
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@TruthInspectorD First time seeing something like this.
How can you tell how many reinforcements are on each?
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Holy smokes... how is this AI?
Seedance 2.0 is wild
Min Choi@minchoi
AI is getting crazier.. Seedance 2.0 just made this 🤯
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@discord_support So, let's say there's another data breach, who on your legal team to we get ahold of for lawsuits?
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Discord will soon be expanding teen safety protections worldwide including teen-by-default settings and age assurance designed to create safer experiences for teens.
We’re also launching recruitment for Discord's first Teen Council, creating a space for teen voices to help shape our safety and wellbeing work. Applications are now open for US teens ages 13–17.
Learn more about these updates here: dis.gd/teen-safety

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@discord @discord_support
We are BEGGING YOU to stop this new update until you can find a significantly better and safer option to implement instead.
After a MASSIVE data leak you guys had, you now want us to put our faces or our full Govt name on your platform? FUCK NO
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@BlackRose_xo_xo Made me wreck my 2001 Nissan moped.
Now how am I gonna get to work as a crippled Walmart greeter?
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