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Biggest red flag for Tyson was literally no women on his side of the wedding guests #MAFSAU

@NichollsLiese Or masculine energy

Glad I’m not taking a shot every time Tyson says “submissive” or I’d be as drunk as skunk by now! #mafsau

Get out the closet with your masculine energy Tyson #MAFSAU

Martha is my favorite so far. Absolutely broke, has a bird named Hecate that she feeds martinis to and overjoyed with telling an entire party someone is a Madame with the voice that sounds like she smoked a pack a day for 20 years #LadiesOfLondon

This is how I felt watching Emma meet Mike’s Italian family #loveisblind

Amber looks like Jordan’s Mum #LoveIsBlindSeason10 #loveisblind

Curtis and Kyra: it’s giving inauthentic #LoveIslandAllStars

@TravelodgeUK just checked in to Atlantic Wharf Cardiff. Extremely loud building work going on outside my room. I’ve asked to be moved to the other side of the hotel. They won’t in-spite of having room availability. They claim I was pre-warned about the building work. I was not.

How is Curtis still only 29? #LoveIslandAllStars

@Pikachu6393 And she got away with it!!!!! 👀

Rachel: If I was a faithful… The whole of the UK: #TheTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors

The divas did it!!! ❤️ #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

This feels like a forgone conclusion. They made it look easy. These two were epic but I wish Stephen had thrown Rachel under the bus #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Poor Jack. Fully played #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Not much of a fight against these two numbskulls #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

@_Cypher_Rkive These are so much worse then I ever could’ve imagined 😂

Y'all not going to convince me that Brooklyn Beckham is a victim of his parents when they supported him in every one of his careers, especially when they financed his photography facet and that was his job. I'm dying at the descriptions 🤣🤣

@AHE202010 100%

I think Matt is Rachel's brother and they've cooked this up between them. Matt to be recruited, get rid of Stephen, bingo #TheTraitors #Traitorsuk

Now I wanna read Harriet’s book #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

@jonnymgdraws Brutal

Still howling at Roxy putting herself forward for “Most Likeable” in the mission and getting tumbleweed. 🤣💀 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

@SATempest Genius

Harriet clocking not one, not two but THREE traitors and sussing out this is potentially two traitors at war is CRAZY #TheTraitors