Slain

@waysxmany He made it.

Excuse me sir, I have much respect for a man who loves his country. Please though, with all due respect, can you do all of humanity a kind favor and incarcerate all carriage service scammers you can find in your country. They are preying on our elderly. Ask any Westerner their opinion on Indian phone call scammers, we don't like it, they are fowling the reputations of all Indian people... We love Indian people but please regulate the criminal element.

Last evening, was on the Howrah Bridge during the long roadshow from Howrah to Kolkata. And this morning, saw it from the Hooghly river!

@Tawadotcom Its a no from me.

Handmade iPhone 17 Pro Max leather case by a traditional shoemaker 😱

@drpenking What the fuck are they feeding the thing?

This should be in the forest with wolves not at home with humans

@MbarkCherguia Steps to the side to reveal the 3pm sun, blinds the assailant while disarming him, all the woman in the room bite there lips and moan.

What would you call this technique?

@alphafox I think this is scripted..

Pauly Shore looks rough and states that 'I have moved on from the business' and that he 'does Uber eats on the side' for work:

For anyone wondering, the alarm lets the neighbors know if you've just taken a number 1 or 2. Its just so they know to wait 10 minutes before using theirs, if they hear 2 alarm chimes, they know. If you cause turds to overflow you earn yourself a nickname around town. Like my mate, "Busted Ass Bill" and his missus, Mildred Mudflaps. Likewise, if you tend to shit at night a lot. Not every country has fancy sewage like America.

@Vk_Preacher Congratulations, you just found where your turd disappears to. The wires are for the overflow alarm. Nice job Sherlock

A couple of months ago I noticed an electrical box - it was hidden in some bushes in my yard Had two power cables plugged into it Today, curiosity got the better of me- So I started digging I pulled at the wires and started digging down, untangling them as I went. Ever so careful not to accidentally cut them. After a few hours I hit something solid, something that the wires were feeding into Concrete. I frantically started widening the hole I had made in the tough soil- trying to find the edges of this mysterious structure And then I saw it: a metal D-ring. Attached to a hatch. The previous owners told me not to go digging around in the yard I think I found their secret

@ALeighMP The only difference is Gina is paying for it, not the taxpayer, like the left wing of politics like doing.

One Nation says Australia is in a fuel crisis, then hops on a private jet for a fundraiser. Apparently fuel should be saved for essential trips, such as flying donors over Sydney. #auspol

@Rysven19 @theepicmap Farrk... disease you reckon mate? ...yeah he's right, stay away.

@theepicmap It’s filled with aborigines in a hot and humid environment rife with diseases The white people of the continent who settled enjoy milder temperatures minus the diseases Common sense really 😉

Why are there basically no major cities on this entire coast of Australia?

@theepicmap It's as hot as fuck there, no one wants the build a "major city" in that shit...

@TaraBull Probably, He'd have to remove the pink straw though, and he'd have to keep his tongue in his head. When customers ask about the piercings he has to tell them he was hit in the head with a tackle box as a child.

Assuming they're qualified, would you hire this person?

@ronsterd89 Your trigger finger must have pissed someone off.

What does my hand say about me

@gamerdeesquerda @tv_North_Korea I like my version better... But I guess if the guy is going to steal posters his mistreatment is totally justified... 😒

@slain121 @tv_North_Korea Damn, so many lies He was arrested for entering a forbidden property and trying to steal a korean poster and was sent to prison. He had a disease that left him into a coma and NK sent him back to US. Doctors found no evidence of torture and the family forbade an autopsy.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un: Today, many tourist places have become unsafe due to wars. Thanks to our nukes, nobody wants to fight us. So, I invite tourists from all over the world to spend their holidays in North Korea, the safest heaven on Earth!

@RonaldD58039636 @tv_North_Korea This is true

@slain121 @tv_North_Korea El joven no merecía ser tratado así. Pero también, ya vi a turistas yankis hacer demasiadas estupideces

@HilderRude @UncleCrackaXXIV @MrMakiri Yeah, but with albonomics, a child could technically be fed for a week with a whole bag of pine nuts...

@UncleCrackaXXIV @MrMakiri Took this last week … $30 just for cheese and pine nuts

Albo stands in front of Woolies and seriously asks if $50 a week is enough for one person’s groceries. Mate, for $50 I can get three days of rice, beans, and silent resentment. The other four days I’ll just lick the condensation off the fridge and dream of vegetables and meat. FFS.

@UncleCrackaXXIV @MrMakiri To bad if you're lactose and gluten intolerant, you get to shit yourself to death.

@MrMakiri 1 person. $50. 3 loaves bread $12+ Margarine $2 3lt milk $5 4-6 tomatoes $5 Small box of cereal or muesli $6 1kg chicken $10 min 6-8 nasty sausages $5 Small cucumber $3 Small bag onions $2 No sauce, pasta, oil, pantry items. You can exist- carefully. Like a medieval peasant.

My dad had a friend who was a Judo instructor up at Beerwah at the sunshine coast. He was old school, missed out on the Olympics because he went to Vietnam. Anyway, one night a high ranked Zen Do Kai instructor, from Glasshouse, if I remember correctly, came into Carlo's gym with a crew of his mates. He introduced himself and before long they were on the mats, I remember old Carlo there with his massive bare feet, giving old mate what seemed to be some very casual advice on grappling and visaversa, after a few minutes of that there was some fairly vigorous sparring, with kicks and punches starting to fly when all of a sudden the Zen Do Kai bloke connected old Carlo's face with a kick. It must have been unintentionally done with a little more force than both men would have liked, because all of a sudden the ZDK guys face went to Panick as Carlo rushed in, grappled him like a child's toy and done one of those Tomoe Nage, the sacrafice throw with the foot in the guts while they fall back and launch a muthafucka over there heads, which is exactly what happened, ZDK guy got briefly man handled before getting fucking launched 8 feet into the air and thrown about another 12 feet across the gym. He stumbled up with both hands out apologizing profusely because Carlo was moving in, he wasn't quite done yet. He stopped though, when ZDK guy said he'd had enough, they shake hands, then Carlo walks back over to me and my father and starts talking about their plans to fell a tree the next day...

Bob Jones Zen Do Kai karate Founded in Melbourne 1970 Pictured with the "Wrecking Crew" who used to work as bouncers and bodyguards across the city

@foresaken_a @joepoopie12 @Mappy6984 22 wouldn't exit. It's a .38

@joepoopie12 @Mappy6984 It depends on the caliber of the bullet and the model of the gun aswell. Many times a bullet may be small in caliber but firing out of a long barrel can create a clean and fast shot. A bigger bullet usually means bigger explosion. This looked like a .22

Think you get the idea

@elonmusk All those professional type people who insisted we were nuts for not trusting the science, can go directly to hell.

The vaccine dosage was obviously too high and done too many times. I had the original Wuhan virus before there was any vaccine and it was much like any other cold/flu. Bad, but not terrible. But my second vaccine shot almost sent me to the hospital. Felt like I was dying.